Chad Johnson — At least he will own up.

[belmontbengal]

http://www.cincinnatibengals.com/press/new...=0&news_id=2470

Gotta give him this. He knows he fouled up and he will take it like a man. I just wish he would say something like "I will never open my mouth again before a game."

[Barbarian]

http://www.cincinnatibengals.com/press/new...=0&news_id=2470

Gotta give him this. He knows he fouled up and he will take it like a man. I just wish he would say something like "I will never open my mouth again before a game."

That would f**king help. I would need that in a written signed statement. Something like this, if I were Lewis--I'd demand it:

Dear Coach,

Yep--the Pepto thing was total dumbass on my part. Now, we're 1-4 on our way to 1-5. We're more than likely going to embarrass ourselves on Primetime AKA MNF and be outcasted to the frozen tundras of NFL Siberia--aka never see PRIMETIME FOOTBALL AGAIN.

Furthermore, until we stop embarrassing ourselves, I will keep my yap shut.

Sincerely,

Chad Johnson

p.s.

Do you know how to get butter off your hands effectively??? My hands are still coated with the stuff from jacking off that elephant in the lockerroom.

[Kirkendall]

Do you know how to get butter off your hands effectively??? My hands are still coated with the stuff from jacking off that elephant in the lockerroom.

I really don't know how to react to this.

[Bengal_Smoov]

Do you know how to get butter off your hands effectively??? My hands are still coated with the stuff from jacking off that elephant in the lockerroom.

Dude you got some weird pre-game rituals, but if it works for you, more power to ya.

Chad has been humbled by his mouth and failure to deliver when we needed him. For all that talk he DROPPED 3 crucial passes in the 2nd half that we needed. He did get interfered with and there was a no-call(surprise, surprise), but he still embarrassed himself and the organization on Sunday. Chad plays a dangerous game when does those things he likes to do(call people out, guarantee wins), he puts himself, unnecessarily, in a pressure situation. When he doesn't perform to the expectations, he looks foolish. Maybe he will chill out and catch the ball next week. He disappointed me though, I have never seen Chad play that bad before, hopefully it is a one game thing.