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Just thought I'd keep you guys updated on what the Bengals are doing......

First..

Carson Pamer just Fumbled his TV Remote............

Robert Geathers couldn't Sack his old lady right now..err...couldn't get her in the Sack.....

Leon Hall continues his fine season by Intercepting his girlfriend's text messages.....

Frostee Rucker just sprained an ankle going outside to get the Sunday Paper.....

*******BREAKING NEWS***********

Dennis Roland for the First Time EVER is getting Pancakes........NOT Pancake Blocks.....but rather, Blueberry Pancakes at IHOP........

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I heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.

Oh Please NO !!!!

On a related note, do you think his milkshake brings the boys to the yard?

Jesus stop it guys. The next thing you know, someone will be asking if he has dumps like a truck, while wondering about his underwear selection.

JUST. STOP. IT.

On an UNrelated note, isn't it cool how the little voice in your head makes pauses when reading the "just stop it" line above ??

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Just thought I'd keep you guys updated on what the Bengals are doing......

First..

Carson Pamer just Fumbled his TV Remote............

Robert Geathers couldn't Sack his old lady right now..err...couldn't get her in the Sack.....

Leon Hall continues his fine season by Intercepting his girlfriend's text messages.....

Frostee Rucker just sprained an ankle going outside to get the Sunday Paper.....

*******BREAKING NEWS***********

Dennis Roland for the First Time EVER is getting Pancakes........NOT Pancake Blocks.....but rather, Blueberry Pancakes at IHOP........

Robert Geathers doing his best John Thornton impression...not to be outdone by Keith Rivers doing his best Brian Simmons impression.

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I heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.

Oh Please NO !!!!

On a related note, do you think his milkshake brings the boys to the yard?

Jesus stop it guys. The next thing you know, someone will be asking if he has dumps like a truck,

Just confirmed by Peter King.....Dre does indeed have dumps like a truck! But remember folks, you heard it from Army first!!!:sure:

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I heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.

Oh Please NO !!!!

On a related note, do you think his milkshake brings the boys to the yard?

Jesus stop it guys. The next thing you know, someone will be asking if he has dumps like a truck,

Actually, the prpoer song phrase would be....Titties like a woman....Dre even made a video about it. I have posted it below (Warning: Not for the squeamish)

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgZcf58Z9hQ&feature=related

I honestly don't know what's more disturbing? This video, or the fact that it has almost 1 Million hits?

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