BengalPimp Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Just thought I'd keep you guys updated on what the Bengals are doing......First..Carson Pamer just Fumbled his TV Remote............Robert Geathers couldn't Sack his old lady right now..err...couldn't get her in the Sack.....Leon Hall continues his fine season by Intercepting his girlfriend's text messages.....Frostee Rucker just sprained an ankle going outside to get the Sunday Paper.....*******BREAKING NEWS***********Dennis Roland for the First Time EVER is getting Pancakes........NOT Pancake Blocks.....but rather, Blueberry Pancakes at IHOP........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Haha, andre is workin hard... pointing and ordering a grand slam special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted October 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 ******* INJURY UPDATE **********Apparently both Chad and T.O. have suffered "minor" thumb injuries from Tweeting on their Cell Phones nonstop without fear of a Fine from the NFL....Both have posted over 150 Tweets each this morning........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Haha, andre is workin hard... pointing and ordering a grand slam specialI heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted October 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Haha, andre is workin hard... pointing and ordering a grand slam specialI heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.Oh Please NO !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.Oh Please NO !!!!Oh hell yes. I'll even give you the soundtrack:"Don't you wish your lineman was hot like me..."On a related note, do you think his milkshake brings the boys to the yard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 I heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.Oh Please NO !!!!On a related note, do you think his milkshake brings the boys to the yard?Jesus stop it guys. The next thing you know, someone will be asking if he has dumps like a truck, while wondering about his underwear selection.JUST. STOP. IT.On an UNrelated note, isn't it cool how the little voice in your head makes pauses when reading the "just stop it" line above ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Just thought I'd keep you guys updated on what the Bengals are doing......First..Carson Pamer just Fumbled his TV Remote............Robert Geathers couldn't Sack his old lady right now..err...couldn't get her in the Sack.....Leon Hall continues his fine season by Intercepting his girlfriend's text messages.....Frostee Rucker just sprained an ankle going outside to get the Sunday Paper.....*******BREAKING NEWS***********Dennis Roland for the First Time EVER is getting Pancakes........NOT Pancake Blocks.....but rather, Blueberry Pancakes at IHOP........Robert Geathers doing his best John Thornton impression...not to be outdone by Keith Rivers doing his best Brian Simmons impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted October 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 I heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.Oh Please NO !!!!On a related note, do you think his milkshake brings the boys to the yard?Jesus stop it guys. The next thing you know, someone will be asking if he has dumps like a truck,Just confirmed by Peter King.....Dre does indeed have dumps like a truck! But remember folks, you heard it from Army first!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted October 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 I heard he was filming a Victoria's Secret ad.Oh Please NO !!!!On a related note, do you think his milkshake brings the boys to the yard?Jesus stop it guys. The next thing you know, someone will be asking if he has dumps like a truck,Actually, the prpoer song phrase would be....Titties like a woman....Dre even made a video about it. I have posted it below (Warning: Not for the squeamish)[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgZcf58Z9hQ&feature=related I honestly don't know what's more disturbing? This video, or the fact that it has almost 1 Million hits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 I honestly don't know what's more disturbing? This video, or the fact that it has almost 1 Million hits?Or the fact you went looking for it and are one of the almost 1 million hits... Don't worry, sick and twisted is a way of life for most of us !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I honestly don't know what's more disturbing? This video, or the fact that it has almost 1 Million hits?Or the fact you went looking for it and are one of the almost 1 million hits...Don't worry, sick and twisted is a way of life for most of us !!!Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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