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About time for a new Ryan Parker song


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I miss his songs about the Bengals. Most of his old ones are irrelevant now because our team has changed so much with new players coming in and old players leaving. I emailed him the other day to suggest he make a new one. Hopefully he will...

Who Dey!!!

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And speaking of things that are deeply and truly missed right about now, how about fedoras?

I'm telling ya, the last time this country was firmly on the right path every man in the country went to work in the morning wearing a proper hat, and most of those hats were fedoras.

It's no coincidence.

Be a patriot. Wear a hat.

Non sequitur of the week there.

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And speaking of things that are deeply and truly missed right about now, how about fedoras?

I'm telling ya, the last time this country was firmly on the right path every man in the country went to work in the morning wearing a proper hat, and most of those hats were fedoras.

It's no coincidence.

Be a patriot. Wear a hat.

What are you talking about? When did people STOP wearing Fedoras? I stroll out the house with my trenchcoat and fedora every morning and light me up a Lucky Strike....Here's looking at you kid......

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Very funny guys...

I took the liberty to update the lyrics of one of my favorites. Hopefully Ryan will make a new one soon.

Deep in a darkened corner of a Paul Brown locker room, Bill Cowher turns to Dick LeBeau and asks "what can we do?"

I fear this team is loaded and too good for us this time, we've got to find a volunteer to take out number nine.

Then Kimo the old heffer stood and said "I've got a plan." I might be slow and not so good, but I'll do what I can.

The next thing we remember, was his slow, pathetic crawl, a good two seconds after Carson Palmer threw that ball.

CHORUS: We say Who Dey, they say We Dey, we say no way not again, cause a new day is upon us, Cinncinnati's gonna win. This year, they'll be sitting in, the cold steel city snow, watching Bengals in Miami (coincidence???), playing in...the Super Bowl.

I can't wait to see the frightened look in Big Ben's eyes, when Odom orders up a Roethlisberger with some fries.

He'll turn in vain, looking for, someone to bail him out, then Domata will show him what true pain is all about.

Keith Rivers, Maualuga and Dhani will attack, with JJ, Leon, Williams and Chris Crocker at their back.

When he goes across the middle, one big hit will erase, that annoying smile right off of Hines Ward's face.

CHORUS

Steelers cannot dance, so Chad will show them how. While Andre shines his shoes with that not so terrible towel.

As Casey Hampton staggers off, after he's been hurt, by Bobbie, Kyle, Livings...Collins or Witworth.

Run Benson in the red zone, cause he'll always punch it through, and plus we get to see him flatten, Polamalu too.

We'll rock the jungle crazy, like we never have before, when Carson Palmer throws another last-minute touchdown score.

CHORUS

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