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Ok, just to comment here for a second.

My wife is from Providence and a die-hard Pat's fan, even tried out to be a cheerleader at one point and almost made it (true story). She has tried to defend them to the end, spouting all kinds of non-sense about "define cheating!" and "everyone does it", on and on.

Finally, after reading the ESPN article posted here about the writers correspondence with the NFL office she admitted the Pats cheated and probably won at least one SB due to their sign-theft technique.

At the most opportune moment, right after she saw the new Brady/Moynahan baby pics and cussed about what a bastard Tom Brady is, I suggested I get her a ladies Palmer jersey. She looked off in the distance, exhaled in a way that can only be read as surrender and said, "Fine".

I have finally achieved a complete Bengals household.

Scores be damned, victory is mine no matter what happens on MNF.

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Ok, just to comment here for a second.

My wife is from Providence and a die-hard Pat's fan, even tried out to be a cheerleader at one point and almost made it (true story). She has tried to defend them to the end, spouting all kinds of non-sense about "define cheating!" and "everyone does it", on and on.

Finally, after reading the ESPN article posted here about the writers correspondence with the NFL office she admitted the Pats cheated and probably won at least one SB due to their sign-theft technique.

At the most opportune moment, right after she saw the new Brady/Moynahan baby pics and cussed about what a bastard Tom Brady is, I suggested I get her a ladies Palmer jersey. She looked off in the distance, exhaled in a way that can only be read as surrender and said, "Fine".

I have finally achieved a complete Bengals household.

Scores be damned, victory is mine no matter what happens on MNF.

I bet she falls back in love with the bastard when he throws 4 TD passes this week.

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The best one is the hot chick at the bottom!

Believe it or not that's my wife. And yes, I have the photos to prove it. <_<

:dribble: Lucky you

Women are by their very nature, difficult. Pretty women are more "difficult" than average looking women. And pretty women who want to be actresses are the most difficult of all!

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