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No iPod or MTV for HENRY


BengalPimp

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Okay, so we live in a society where nobody takes responsibility, and everyone is looking to blame something or someone else, so....here it goes.....

Take away Chris Henry's iPod and forbid him to watch Yo MTV Raps or Rap City.....for they are truly what is influencing him to make bad decisions....after all...where do you think he got the idea for Marijuana possesion and his DUI? thats right...Snoop Dogg...and I quote "Rollin down the street Smokin Indo sippin on Gin and Juice" c'mon people wake up and smell the coffee.....and wasnt it Notorious BIG who sang..."Kicked in the door wavin' my .44...all ya heard was Chris Henry dont shoot me no more"...okay maybe that wasnt a direct quote....but close enough...Marvin....somebody...get him to listen to Country music or something, that way, the worst that could happen would be...him marrying his cousin and running his dog over with his pick-up truck........Yee-Haw.

Chris...listen to me.......Scoring TD"s makes you popular and very, very COOL.......You dont have to smoke

CHRONIC or BUST A CAP IN SOMEONE'S AZZ...2 be Cool.

Oh yeah, and for all of you who are.....shall we say.....a little slow...or to quote Carlos Mencia "DeeDeeDee" :crazy: .....this was only a joke

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I say they lock him in a room with a pound of weed and about 48 Milwaukees Best and not let him out until he has smoked it all and drank every beer. By the time he was doen he would be so sick of the stuff he may never touch it again! Just don't put any underage girls in the room with him! :lol:

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I say they lock him in a room with a pound of weed and about 48 Milwaukees Best and not let him out until he has smoked it all and drank every beer. By the time he was doen he would be so sick of the stuff he may never touch it again! Just don't put any underage girls in the room with him! :lol:

okay, but dont give him any zig-zags to roll a joint with...Oh wait......no good....he'll just poke some small holes on the side of the beer can(when finished) one on the other side for a carb...put the weed on top then smoke it....wait....I'm not supposed to know about that stuff....forget I mentioned it....

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