Bengals1 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 A Cincinnati farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?'The farmer replies: 'Oh, this is like a warm spring day in southwest Ohio . I like it.'Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100 F and 95% humidity. Still the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all.'Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the farmer still resting.'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good, the hotter the better.'In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F.Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment,suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins tolaugh, scream, and jump for joy.The Bengals won the Super Bowl!!The Bengals won the Super Bowl!! The Bengals won the Super Bowl!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio, boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Do you know what The Reverend Billy Graham and the Cincinnati Bengals have in common...Both can make a stadium full of 65 thousand people stand up and scream Jesus Christ!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Where's the safest place to go during a tornado?Paul brown Stadium. There are never any touchdowns there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZoner Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Excellent!Thanks No.1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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