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  1. PLAYOFFS

    Rank-TEAM NAMES ... OVERALL / DIV REC // Pts For /// Pts Agnst Top Cats Division 2 The Shillelaghs....... 9 - 1 / 2 - 0 // 1204 /// 975 6 CombatBengals...... 5 - 5/ 0 - 2 // 1057 /// 1119 8 The Wolf Pack........ 4 - 6 / 1 - 1 // 1002 /// 938 Sloppy Seconds Division 1 Luck Of The Irish..... 9 - 1 / 2 - 0 // 1319 /// 1053 7 Chester Romans…... 4 - 6 / 1 - 1 // 1082 /// 1098 12 Southpaws............ 1 - 9 / 0 - 2 // 930 /// 1142 Turds Division 3 The Lone Gunner..... 7 - 3 / 2 - 0 // 1174 /// 999 5 Feline Felons........... 5 - 5 / 1 - 1 // 1058 /// 1078 11 Kevnz Krushers...... 2 - 8 / 0 - 2 // 869 /// 1097 Last & Least Division 4 Weaponized............. 6 - 4 / 2 - 0 // 1101 /// 1110 9 Fire Ozzie................ 4 - 6/ 0 - 2 // 998 /// 1052 10 Billy's Bad Boys...... 4 - 6 / 1 - 1 // 957 /// 1090 NOTES & STUFF – 6 teams within 1 game of wild-card (5-5 or 4-6) Top Cats - Toughest division with a 18 – 12 overall record (.600 winning pct) - Combat Bengals have overtaken Wolf pack for 2nd place and last wild card spot - Shillelaghs are already division champs - Combat Bengals play Wolf Pack this week for best shot at wild card - Wolf Pack play Felons (5-5); Combat Bengals get Krushers (2-8) in non-div games - Shillelaghs earn bye with 2 wins or 1 win and loss by Lone Gunners Sloppy Seconds - Luck Of The Irish are already division champs - Chester Romans 1 back of Wild Card with Lone Gunner (5-5) or Felons (5-5) - Chester Romans 25 points ahead of Lone Gunner (5-5) or Felons (5-5) - Southpaws can only play spoiler Turds - Lone Gunner have overtaken Feline Felons for the division lead - Gunner holds better division record (2-0), and up 116 points and 2 games - Felons tied with Combat Bengals (5-5) and 1 point ahead for top wild card - Krushers strictly spoilers – and on 2 game win streak Last ‘n’ Least - Weaponized takes Division with 1 div win or div loss by Billy’s Boys - Fire Ozzie can get Wild card with 3-0 finish and a little help - Billy’s Bad Boys can get Wild card with 3-0 finish and a little help - 6-7 could win division – welcome to the NFC West - Fire Ozzie play Irish (9-1); Billy’s Boys play Southpaws (1-9) in non-div games - Weaponized plays three wild card contenders currently at 4-6
  2. PLAYOFFS

    Big game tonite in the Select league Championship - I'm (Defending Champs Desperate Derelicts) up 5 on Whizzo, he's got the Philly "D" and I've got....Joe Webb!!!!. Should be interesting.
  3. Victory

    He breezed - beat me by 15 in the wild card, crushed #1 Feline Felons in the semis by 27, and stomped Kris's Child Please!!! team by 42. Big game tonite in the Select league Championship - I'm up 5 on Whizzo, he's got the Philly "D" and I've got....Joe Webb!!!!. Should be interesting
  4. PLAYOFFS

    Aye, Laddie! - Our fans will paint themselves blue and be dancin' in the moonlight!!!
  5. PLAYOFFS

    Rank - Team Name.... (RECORD) … (DIV REC) // Pts FOR /// Pts Against Top Cats Division 3 Havoc………..…………………... ( 6 - 4 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 1128 /// 1057 7 The Losers…………………..... ( 5 - 5 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 1133 /// 1059 12 Pink Taco Munchers……… ( 2 - 8 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 896 /// 1066 Sloppy Seconds Division 1 Feline Felons………………..... ( 8 - 2 )…( 2 - 0 ) // 1346 /// 1064 5 Skyline Chilis………….………. ( 7 - 3 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 1201 /// 1054 10 The Bouncing TaTa's………( 3 - 7 )…( 0 - 2 ) // 919 /// 1125 Turds Division 2 Child Please!!!................. ( 7 - 3 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 1165 /// 1082 6 The Irreplaceables………..… ( 6 - 4).…( 2 - 0 ) // 1108 /// 1091 11 Sporrans from hell……..…. ( 2 - 8 )…( 0 - 2 ) // 1069 /// 1183 Last 'n' Least Division 4 DesperateDerelicts………….. ( 6 - 4 )…( 0 - 2 ) // 1039 /// 984 8 Wraith's Winners………….…. ( 5 - 5 )…( 2 - 0 ) // 930 /// 990 9 Weaponized Again………….. ( 3 - 7 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 1081 /// 1260 NOTES & STUFF Top Cats- Havoc have overtaken The Losers/Expendables for the division lead - Winner of Havoc – The Losers in Week 13 probably takes division - Loser of week 13 game would need a lot of help to get wild card - Losers play Child Please (7-3); Havoc get Sporrans (2-8) in non-div games - Pink Taco Munchers can only play spoilers Sloppy Seconds- Toughest division with a 18 – 12 overall record (.600 winning pct) - Feline Felons in control with 1 game lead and better division record - If Skyline Chilis beats Felons this week, still has 145 points to make-up - DDs (6-4) play Felons (8-2); Wraiths (5-5) play Skyline (7-3) in non-div games - Both are in with 2 wins in next 3 weeks - The Bouncing Ta-ta’s need to win out and get a lot of help Turds- Child Please have overtaken The Irreplacables / Gold Star Chilis for the division lead - Irreplaceables hold better division record (2-0), but down 57 points - Irreplaceables meet Child Please this week - Child Please plays Losers (5-5); Irreplaceables get Taco’s (2-8) in non-div games - Sporrans strictly spoilers – play teams combined 19-11 next 3 weeks Last ‘n’ Least- Desperate Derelicts (0-2 in division) have overtaken Wraths Winners for division lead - Wraith has better division record (2-0) but 109 points behind - Wraith – Derelict winner this week will control their own destiny - 6-7 could win division – welcome to the NFC West - DDs play Felons (8-2); Wraiths play Skyline (7-3) in non-div games - Weaponized Again can only play spoiler
  6. PLAYOFFS

    DOES ANYBODY READ THESE???? SKYLINE vs DERELICTS IN 2 DIFFERENT LEAGUE PLAYOFFS - WEIRD, HUH? Quarterfinal ROUND (1) Feline Felons (11-2) - Bye - next opponent either Skyline, who he edged 152-149 just 3 weeks ago, or Derelict who he "slammed" 145-143 last week. Is he worried??? (4) Desperate Derelicts (8-5) vs (5) Skyline Chilis (8-5) - SKYLINE WON BY 6 IN WEEK 8 - over last 4 weeks - Derelicts avg 139, Skyline 135 (3) Child Please!!! (9-4) vs (6) The Irreplaceables (8-5) - split in the season, CP!!! winning 2 weeks ago 134-130 (2) Havoc (9-4) - won 5 in a row, sweeping Child Please!!! (by 13) and Irreplaceables (by 65) in weeks 9 and 10
  7. PLAYOFFS

    With just 1 week to go: 1 Feline Felons (10-2) - Locked up bye & Number 1 seed. Averages 135 pts / game. 2 Child Please!!! (8-4) - In playoffs. Lost F.Gore last night, or could have sewn up 2nd seed. Can get bye with win AND Havoc loss or score within 20 points of Havoc (currently leads in points 1395 to 1375). 3 Havoc (8-4) - Won division. Can get bye with win (vs Losers) AND CP!!! loss or outscore CP by 21. 4 DesperateDerelicts (8-4)- Won division. Can get bye with win (vs Felons) AND CP loss and Havoc loss 5 Skyline Chilis (8-4) - Locked up top wild card. 2nd in points, averaging 123 / game. 6 The Irreplaceables (7-5) - Can win division with win AND CP!!! loss AND outscore CP!!! by 19 (1395 - 1377) 7 The Losers (6-6)- Out. Can sneak in last playoff spot with win AND Irreplaceables loss AND outscore Irreplaceables by 29 (1377 - 1348) Everybody else eliminated Odds to win championship 2:1 Felons - Started 5-0, lost to Havoc & CP, and have now won 5 straight. Rematch with Skyline week 15? 5:1 Skyline - Won 7 of last 8 - lone loss was 149-152 vs Felons. Averaging 153/game last 3 weeks 5:1 Havoc - Won 6 of last 7, averaging 130 points/game in those 6 wins. Won't see Felons/Skyline til final 10:1 Child Please!!! - Lost F Gore last night. Last 4 games: 2-2, averaging 112/game. 16:1 DesperateDerelicts - Won last 4, avg 126/game. Only team where opponents average under 100/game (95) 16:1 The Irreplaceables - lost 3 of last 4, but averaging 122/game during this past month 50:1 The Losers - Needs help to qualify, and lost 3 of last 5 (111/game points during that stretch)
  8. PLAYOFFS

    With one week to go . . . 1 The Shillelaghs (11-1) - In playoffs. Gets #1 seed with Irish Loss or win this week vs Lone Gunner. 2 Luck Of The Irish (10-2) - In playoffs. Gets #1 seed with win and Lone Gunner win. 3 The Lone Gunner (9-3)- In playoffs. Gets bye with win & Irish loss and outscore Irish by 135 points 4 Weaponized (7-5) - In. Clinched division with 7 point win over Fire Ozzie 5 Chester Romans (6-6) - Upset Irish this week. In with win or Felon loss or Combat loss 6 Feline Felons (6-6) - Holds last playoff place. In with win or loss by Combat and Ozzie 7 CombatBengals (6-6) - Currently out. Back in with win and loss by Felons or Romans. 8 Fire Ozzie (5-7) - Out. Must beat Irish and have Felons and Combat lose and score tons of points Everybody else is eliminated. Game of the week: The Shillelaghs (11-1) vs The Lone Gunner (9-3)
  9. Mid-season Standings & Stuff

    Rank - Team Name……………….. (RECORD) …… (DIV REC) // Pts FOR /// Pts Against Top Cats Division 3 Expendables………………..... ( 4 - 3 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 792 /// 711 7 Havoc…………………………... ( 4 - 3 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 770 /// 763 12 Pink Taco Munchers……… ( 1 - 6 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 599 /// 735 Sloppy Seconds Division 1 Feline Felons………………..... ( 5 - 2 )…( 2 - 0 ) // 908 /// 790 6 Skyline Chilis………………. ( 4 - 3 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 837 /// 818 11 The Bouncing TaTa's………. ( 1 - 6 )…( 0 - 2 ) // 627 /// 828 Turds Division 2 Gold Star Chillies…………… ( 5 - 2 )…( 2 - 0 ) // 782 /// 657 5 Child Please!!!..................... ( 5 - 2 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 829 /// 791 10 Sporrans from hell………….. ( 2 - 5 )…( 0 - 2 ) // 786 /// 864 Last 'n' Least Division 4 Wraith's Winners……………. ( 4 - 3 )…( 2 - 0 ) // 670 /// 689 8 DesperateDerelicts………….. ( 4 - 3 )…( 0 - 2 ) // 718 /// 696 9 Weaponized Again………….. ( 3 - 4 )…( 1 - 1 ) // 829 /// 805 NOTES & STUFF 1) Every Division is up for grabs - 3 two-way ties and 2 other teams just 1 back 2) Every team has dropped at least 2…welcome to the NFC 2a) In Least Division, Standings are in reverse order of points scored?!?!? 3) Sporrans's opponents are averaging over 120 points / game - better than all but 1 team 4) Felons are averaging a whopping 130 points / game, including 170 against Sporrans 5) Wraith has never scored 118 in a single game…and is in 1st place 6) GoldStar has never won when an opponent scored more than 93 points…and is 5-2 7) Havoc has made 27 roster moves - averaging 4 / week MVP Candidates: Arian Foster (Felons) - 23 / game Roddy White (Skyline) - tops points with 157 Antonio Gates (Sporran) - best TE by 5 points / game LVP Award: Shonne Greene (6th overall pick of Ta-Ta's): less than 6 points / week Lots of good non-divisional games coming up: This Week: Gold Star (#2) vs Expendables (#3); Skyline (4-3) vs Derelicts(4-3); Wraith(#4) vs Havoc(#5) Week 9: Felons (#1) vs. Gold Star (#2); Child Please (5-2) vs Havoc Week 10: Gold Star vs Havoc; Derelicts vs Expendables;Felines vs Wraiths Week 12: Child Please vs Expendables; Skyline vs Wraiths
  10. Mid-season Standings & Stuff

    Ranks first by overall wins, then divisional wins, then points for. I know that...I just thought it was weird. Actually, points scored is the playoff tie-breaker after the records - Yahoo doesn't figure head-to-head. Kind of sucks. Now it's the "Irreplaceables" vs the Expendables !!! Apparently, Gold Star changed his name to protect the innocent!
  11. MNF SQUEELER TIX STILL PACKAGED

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  12. MID-SEASON AWARDS

    Rank-TEAM NAMES ... OVERALL / DIV REC // Pts For /// Pts Agnst Top Cats Division 2 The Shillelaghs...... 5 - 1 / 2 - 0 // 710 /// 604 7 The Wolf Pack........ 3 - 3 / 1 - 1 // 608 /// 523 9 CombatBengals..... 2 - 4 / 0 - 2 // 591 /// 698 Sloppy Seconds Division 1 Luck Of The Irish..... 5 - 1 / 2 - 0 // 729 /// 628 6 Chester Romans..... 3 - 3 / 1 - 1 // 688 /// 678 11 Southpaws............ 0 - 6 / 0 - 2 // 556 /// 710 Turds Division 3 Feline Felons........... 5 - 1 / 2 - 0 // 654 /// 575 5 The Lone Gunner..... 4 - 2 / 1 - 1 // 748 /// 603 12 Kevnz Krushers...... 0 - 6 / 0 - 2 // 527 /// 692 Last & Least Division 4 Weaponized............. 4 - 2 / 2 - 0 // 665 /// 660 8 Billy's Bad Boys........ 3 - 3 / 1 - 1 // 550 /// 573 10 Fire Ozzie............... 2 - 4 / 0 - 2 // 559 /// 641 Mid-season Awards UNLUCKY DOG AWARD - Chester Romans have had opponent exceed 100 points 5 out of 6 weeks LUCKY DOG AWARD - Only one opponent over 100 vs. Wolf Pack all year. LUCKIER DOG AWARD – Billy only scored 73 points against Wolf Pack….and won 73 – 71. MATADOR DEFENSE – Southpaws giving up almost 120 points / game STUD MUFFINS AWARD: Krushers top 2 draft picks – Ryan Mathews and Shonn Greene –are averaging under 14 points / game COMBINED – both are out of top 120 players. MVP – Arian Foster (Irish) – 7th round pick averaging 23/game – tops in the league RUNNER-UP MVP – Antonio Gates (Combat Bengals) is 5 pts / game better than the #2 TE (D. Clark) MAKES SENSE AWARD– All teams that went undefeated in their own Division are seeded 1 – 4. Lone Gunner, tops in points scored, is seeded number 5. INTERESTING UPCOMING GAMES Week 7: Feline Felons (5-1) vs. Lucky Irish (5-1) Chester Romans (6th seed) vs Wolf Pack (7th) Week 9: Lone Gunner (#1 in points) vs. Luck of the Irish (#2) Week 10: Krushers (0-6) vs Southpaws (0-6) Week 13: Lone Gunner vs Shilleleghs
  13. After the dust settled last night, we only had one unbeaten team (Felons), and 2 squads still seeking their first win. Basically, that puts alot more meaning into the next 7 weeks of non-divisional / bye-filled games. Everybody still gets to play their divisional opponents again, so the hot teams will get into the playoffs. Top Cats Division ....(OVERALL).... (Divisional Record) 3 Expendables ....…………( 2 - 1 )……( 1 - 1) 7 Havoc ……….........………( 2 - 1 )……( 1 - 1) 10 Pink Taco Munchers ..( 1 - 2 )……( 1 - 1) Sloppy Seconds Division 1 Feline Felons .....…………( 3 - 0 )……( 2 - 0) 8 Skyline Chilis .....…………( 1 - 2 )……( 1 - 1) 12 The Bouncing TaTa's ..( 0 - 3 )……( 0 - 2) Turds Division 2 Danimals Animals ......…( 2 - 1 )……( 2 - 0) 6 Child Please!!! ...…………( 2 - 1 )……( 1 - 1) 11 Sporrans from hell ...…( 0 - 3 )……( 0 - 2) Last 'n' Least Division 4 Wraith's Winners ….....…( 2 - 1 )……( 2 - 0) 5 Weaponized Again .....…( 2 - 1 )……( 1 - 1) 9 DesperateDerelicts ....…( 1 - 2 )……( 0 - 2) Fun Facts 1) Highest single game total of 170 was by Expendables in week 3, after scoring 187 combined points in the first two weeks. 2) Lowest single game total was 62 by the Ta-Ta's in Week 1. The 2 Top scorers on his team that week scored 11 points each. 3) Closest game was the Felons edging the Munchers in Week 3, 106 - 102 4) Toughest Division looks like the Last 'n' Least: All divisional games have been decided by 11 points or less 5) Tough Luck winner is the Tata's - opponents averaging 135 points / game against 6) Havoc's been the busiest owner, making 13 roster moves in 3 weeks. The least active are our two winless teams, Sporrans and Ta-Ta's. 7) The Top Cat Division is the only division in either league that split their divisional games (i.e.- Everyone is 1-1 in the Division)
  14. STANDINGS

    ...and Who Dey? After the dust settled last night, we had two unbeaten teams (Shillelaghs and Weaponized) and 5 two win clubs. Nobody's out of it - Everybody still gets to play their divisional opponents again, so the hot teams will get into the playoffs. Top Cats 1 The Shillelaghs ……( 3 - 0 )…..( 2 - 0 ) 6 The Wolf Pack ……( 2 - 1 )…..( 1 - 1 ) 10 CombatBengals ….( 0 - 3 )…..( 0 - 2 ) Sloppy Seconds 4 Luck Of The Irish …( 2 - 1 )…..( 2 - 0 ) 5 Chester Romans …( 2 - 1 )…..( 1 - 1 ) 12 Southpaws ……..( 0 - 3 )…..( 0 - 2 ) Turds 3 The Lone Gunner …( 2 - 1 )…..( 2 - 0 ) 7 Feline Felons ……..( 2 - 1 )…..( 1 - 1 ) 11 Kevnz Krushers ….( 0 - 3 )…..( 0 - 2 ) Last & Least 2 Weaponized ……..( 3 - 0 )…..( 2 - 0 ) 8 Fire Ozzie ……….( 1 - 2 )…..( 0 - 2 ) 9 Billy's Bad Boys …( 1 - 2 )…..( 1 - 1 ) Fun Facts: 1) Closest games: In week 2, two games were decided by 3 points, as the Shillelagh's clubbed Combat and the Irish invaded the Romans....do we see a theme here? 2) Conversely,we've had alot of blowouts...none worse than the WolfPack annhilating poor Combat 163 - 91. 3) Speaking of poor Combat....opponents have piled up 406 points against him in only 3 games. 4) Lone Gunner leads in total pints with 129 / game average 5) Wolf Pack must have a great "D", 'cause opponents are only scoring 90 / game against him 6) Weaponized has been the most active with 12 roster moves, WolfPack & Ozzie have none and Southpaw & the Krushers only have one each. 7) 11 teams have at least one player in the top 12 in points.
  15. Draft Analysis

    Round 1 1 Chris Johnson (Ten - RB) The Shillelaghs 2 Adrian Peterson (Min - RB) The Wolf Pack 3 Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB) CombatBengals 4 Ray Rice (Bal - RB) Luck Of The ... 5 Michael Turner (Atl - RB) Southpaws 6 Frank Gore (SF - RB) Chester Romans 7 Andre Johnson (Hou - WR) The Lone Gunner 8 Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) Feline Felons 9 Ryan Mathews (SD - RB) Kevnz Krushers 10 Drew Brees (NO - QB) Fire Ozzie 11 Ryan Grant (GB - RB) Billy's Bad ... 12 Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB) Weaponized Round 2 1 Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR) Weaponized 2 Randy Moss (NE - WR) Billy's Bad ... 3 DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB) Fire Ozzie 4 Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB) Kevnz Krushers 5 Cedric Benson (Cin - RB) Feline Felons 6 Miles Austin (Dal - WR) The Lone Gunner 7 Peyton Manning (Ind - QB) Chester Romans 8 Calvin Johnson (Det - WR) Southpaws 9 Roddy White (Atl - WR) Luck Of The ... 10 Carson Palmer (Cin - QB) CombatBengals 11 Tom Brady (NE - QB) The Wolf Pack 12 Steven Jackson (StL - RB) The Shillelaghs A (mostly) boring first 2 rounds. 5 QB's in first 22 picks, including Combat Homer's pick of Palmer at #22. Nobody went RB-RB, and only Lone Gunner went WR-WR. Round 3 1 Tony Romo (Dal - QB) The Shillelaghs 2 Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR) The Wolf Pack 3 Antonio Gates (SD - TE) CombatBengals 4 Pierre Thomas (NO - RB) Luck Of The ... 5 Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR) Southpaws 6 Wes Welker (NE - WR) Chester Romans 7 Jamaal Charles (KC - RB) The Lone Gunner 8 DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR) Feline Felons 9 Jahvid Best (Det - RB) Kevnz Krushers 10 Greg Jennings (GB - WR) Fire Ozzie 11 Philip Rivers (SD - QB) Billy's Bad ... 12 Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR) Weaponized Round 4 1 Michael Crabtree (SF - WR) Weaponized 2 LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB) Billy's Bad ... 3 Mike Sims-Walker (Jac - WR) Fire Ozzie 4 Matt Schaub (Hou - QB) Kevnz Krushers 5 Knowshon Moreno (Den - RB) Feline Felons 6 LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) The Lone Gunner 7 Dallas Clark (Ind - TE) Chester Romans 8 Beanie Wells (Ari - RB) Southpaws 9 Steve Smith (Car - WR) Luck Of The ... 10 Steve Smith (NYG - WR) CombatBengals 11 Vernon Davis (SF - TE) The Wolf Pack 12 Marques Colston (NO - WR) The Shillelaghs I liked Jamaal Charles and Jahvid Best in the 3rd, and Schaub, McCoy, and both Steve Smiths in the 4th. I thought Welker was a good but risky pick. Round 5 1 Jermichael Finley (GB - TE) The Shillelaghs 2 Marion Barber (Dal - RB) The Wolf Pack 3 Terrell Owens (Cin - WR) CombatBengals 4 Joseph Addai (Ind - RB) Luck Of The ... 5 Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR) Southpaws 6 Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR) Chester Romans 7 Sidney Rice (Min - WR) The Lone Gunner 8 Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB) Feline Felons 9 Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR) Kevnz Krushers 10 Jason Witten (Dal - TE) Fire Ozzie 11 Hines Ward (Pit - WR) Billy's Bad ... 12 Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB) Weaponized Round 6 1 Joe Flacco (Bal - QB) Weaponized 2 Jermaine Gresham (Cin - TE) Billy's Bad ... 3 Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR) Fire Ozzie 4 Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) Kevnz Krushers 5 Brent Celek (Phi - TE) Feline Felons 6 Jay Cutler (Chi - QB) The Lone Gunner 7 Reggie Bush (NO - RB) Chester Romans 8 Brett Favre (Min - QB) Southpaws 9 Percy Harvin (Min - WR) Luck Of The ... 10 Derrick Mason (Bal - WR) CombatBengals 11 Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR) The Wolf Pack 12 Santana Moss (Was - WR) The Shillelaghs Sidney Rice in the 5th. He'll be lucky to be ready for our playoffs. I think Gresham is going to have a great year, but he probably would have been there in the 8th. TO went 2 before OchoCinco - huh? Round 7 1 Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB) The Shillelaghs 2 Michael Bush (Oak - RB) The Wolf Pack 3 Fred Jackson (Buf - RB) CombatBengals 4 Arian Foster (Hou - RB) Luck Of The ... 5 Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE) Southpaws 6 Cincinnati (Cin - DEF) Chester Romans 7 T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Bal - WR) The Lone Gunner 8 Felix Jones (Dal - RB) Feline Felons 9 Kellen Winslow (TB - TE) Kevnz Krushers 10 Donald Brown (Ind - RB) Fire Ozzie 11 Willis McGahee (Bal - RB) Billy's Bad ... 12 Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) Weaponized Round 8 1 Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB) Weaponized 2 Eli Manning (NYG - QB) Billy's Bad ... 3 Green Bay (GB - DEF) Fire Ozzie 4 San Francisco (SF - DEF) Kevnz Krushers 5 Minnesota (Min - DEF) Feline Felons 6 Zach Miller (Oak - TE) The Lone Gunner 7 C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB) Chester Romans 8 New York (NYJ - DEF) Southpaws 9 Donovan McNabb (Was - QB) Luck Of The ... 10 Baltimore (Bal - DEF) CombatBengals 11 Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) The Wolf Pack 12 Ricky Williams (Mia - RB) The Shillelaghs Round 9 1 Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) The Shillelaghs 2 Donald Driver (GB - WR) The Wolf Pack 3 Mark Sanchez (NYJ - QB) CombatBengals 4 Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) Luck Of The ... 5 Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K) Southpaws 6 Rob Bironas (Ten - K) Chester Romans 7 Matt Forte (Chi - RB) The Lone Gunner 8 Robert Meachem (NO - WR) Feline Felons 9 Garrett Hartley (NO - K) Kevnz Krushers 10 Thomas Jones (KC - RB) Fire Ozzie 11 New Orleans (NO - DEF) Billy's Bad ... 12 Laurence Maroney (NE - RB) Weaponized Some great values: Ahmad Bradshaw, Michael Bush, and Arian Foster in the 7th, Zach Miller & CJ Spiller in the 8th, and Matt Forte in the 9th. What's with all the kickers? Round 10 1 Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) Weaponized 2 Roy Williams (Dal - WR) Billy's Bad ... 3 Nate Kaeding (SD - K) Fire Ozzie 4 Justin Forsett (Sea - RB) Kevnz Krushers 5 Braylon Edwards (NYJ - WR) Feline Felons 6 Mike Wallace (Pit - WR) The Lone Gunner 7 Mohamed Massaquoi (Cle - WR) Chester Romans 8 Kevin Kolb (Phi - QB) Southpaws 9 Malcom Floyd (SD - WR) Luck Of The ... 10 Vincent Jackson (SD - WR) CombatBengals 11 Matt Cassel (KC - QB) The Wolf Pack 12 Kenny Britt (Ten - WR) The Shillelaghs Round 11 1 Carnell Williams (TB - RB) The Shillelaghs 2 Ryan Longwell (Min - K) The Wolf Pack 3 Clinton Portis (Was - RB) CombatBengals 4 Johnny Knox (Chi - WR) Luck Of The ... 5 Jerome Harrison (Cle - RB) Southpaws 6 Darren Sproles (SD - RB) Chester Romans 7 Dallas (Dal - DEF) The Lone Gunner 8 David Akers (Phi - K) Feline Felons 9 Montario Hardesty (Cle - RB) Kevnz Krushers 10 Owen Daniels (Hou - TE) Fire Ozzie 11 Jeff Reed (Pit - K) Billy's Bad ... 12 Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE) Weaponized Round 12 1 Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) Weaponized 2 Tim Hightower (Ari - RB) Billy's Bad ... 3 Chad Henne (Mia - QB) Fire Ozzie 4 Matthew Stafford (Det - QB) Kevnz Krushers 5 Vince Young (Ten - QB) Feline Felons 6 Heath Miller (Pit - TE) The Lone Gunner 7 Todd Heap (Bal - TE) Chester Romans 8 Devin Aromashodu (Chi - WR) Southpaws 9 Chris Cooley (Was - TE) Luck Of The ... 10 Jordan Shipley (Cin - WR) CombatBengals 11 Kevin Boss (NYG - TE) The Wolf Pack 12 John Carlson (Sea - TE) The Shillelaghs Steals of the draft: Carnell Williams,Clinton Portis, Johnny Knox, and Tim Hightower could all be top 20 at their position. Round 13 1 Lee Evans (Buf - WR) The Shillelaghs 2 Devin Hester (Chi - WR) The Wolf Pack 3 Mason Crosby (GB - K) CombatBengals 4 Jabar Gaffney (Den - WR) Luck Of The ... 5 Steve Slaton (Hou - RB) Southpaws 6 Steve Breaston (Ari - WR) Chester Romans 7 Matt Prater (Den - K) The Lone Gunner 8 Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE) Feline Felons 9 Jacoby Jones (Hou - WR) Kevnz Krushers 10 Austin Collie (Ind - WR) Fire Ozzie 11 Nate Washington (Ten - WR) Billy's Bad ... 12 Miami (Mia - DEF) Weaponized Round 14 1 David Buehler (Dal - K) Weaponized 2 Greg Olsen (Chi - TE) Billy's Bad ... 3 Joshua Cribbs (Cle - WR) Fire Ozzie 4 Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE) Kevnz Krushers 5 Alex Smith (SF - QB) Feline Felons 6 Chester Taylor (Chi - RB) The Lone Gunner 7 Jason Campbell (Oak - QB) Chester Romans 8 Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE) Southpaws 9 Lawrence Tynes (NYG - K) Luck Of The ... 10 New York (NYG - DEF) CombatBengals 11 Mario Manningham (NYG - WR) The Wolf Pack 12 Kyle Orton (Den - QB) The Shillelaghs Round 15 1 Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) The Shillelaghs 2 Marshawn Lynch (Buf - RB) The Wolf Pack 3 Jeremy Shockey (NO - TE) CombatBengals 4 Arizona (Ari - DEF) Luck Of The ... 5 Rian Lindell (Buf - K) Southpaws 6 Olindo Mare (Sea - K) Chester Romans 7 David Garrard (Jac - QB) The Lone Gunner 8 Eddie Royal (Den - WR) Feline Felons 9 Josh Scobee (Jac - K) Kevnz Krushers 10 Dexter McCluster (KC - WR,RB) Fire Ozzie 11 Kevin Smith (Det - RB) Billy's Bad ... 12 Bernard Scott (Cin - RB) Weaponized Overall, a very good draft. 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  16. Draft Grades

    Since I drafted from a phone, I couldn’t share the smack talk or enjoy the side comments. Therefore, I thought I’d run my own draft grades article.Feel free to respond…. The TOP CAT DIVISION, teams 1 - 3 Pink Taco Munchers 1. (1) Chris Johnson (Ten - RB) 2. (24) Pierre Thomas (NO - RB) 3. (25) Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR) 4. (48) Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB) 5. (49) Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR) 6. (72) Brent Celek (Phi - TE) 7. (73) Kevin Kolb (Phi - QB) 8. (96) Baltimore (Bal - DEF) 9. (97) Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K) 10. (120) Laurence Maroney (NE - RB) 11. (121) Devin Aromashodu (Chi - WR) 12. (144) Steve Slaton (Hou - RB) 13. (145) Chris Cooley (Was - TE) 14. (168) Josh Johnson (TB - QB) 15. (169) Jerricho Cotchery (NYJ - WR) Did Yahoo pick for the P-T Eaters? First 7 picks great, then grabbed Baltimore “D” early, then really reached for a kicker in round 9. Overall a very solid team. Will contend for division if CJ performs and Kolb surprises. Expendables 1. (2) Adrian Peterson (Min - RB) 2. (23) Ryan Grant (GB - RB) 3. (26) DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR) 4. (47) Carson Palmer (Cin - QB) 5. (50) Sidney Rice (Min - WR) 6. (71) Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE) 7. (74) Santana Moss (Was - WR) 8. (95) Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) 9. (98) Garrett Hartley (NO - K) 10. (119) Fred Jackson (Buf - RB) 11. (122) Donovan McNabb (Was - QB) 12. (143) Kenny Britt (Ten - WR) 13. (146) Braylon Edwards (NYJ - WR) 14. (167) Ted Ginn Jr. (SF - WR) 15. (170) New England (NE - DEF) I think Yahoo picked for Expendables too. He grabbed 3 quality players, then reached for Palmer in 4th, a one-legged Rice in 5th, a “D” and PK in 8th and 9th, and chased WRs the rest of the draft. I predict a 3rd place finish in the division. Havoc 1. (3) Andre Johnson (Hou - WR) 2. (22) Steven Jackson (StL - RB) 3. (27) Greg Jennings (GB - WR) 4. (46) Beanie Wells (Ari - RB) 5. (51) Vernon Davis (SF - TE) 6. (70) Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR) 7. (75) Jay Cutler (Chi - QB) 8. (94) Felix Jones (Dal - RB) 9. (99) Matthew Stafford (Det - QB) 10. (118) Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR) 11. (123) Tim Hightower (Ari - RB) 12. (142) Chad Henne (Mia - QB) 13. (147) Miami (Mia - DEF) 14. (166) Larry Johnson (Was - RB) 15. (171) Dan Carpenter (Mia - K) Havoc went for some major medical risks – S-Jax, Wells, VD, Cutler, LJ, etc. With some great picks in the middle (F. Jones, Stafford, Holmes, Hightower, Henne), Havoc’s my favorite TOP CAT. What in the Hell’s with all the “H”s? SLOPPY SECONDS DIVISION Feline Felons 1. (4) Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) 2. (21) Miles Austin (Dal - WR) 3. (28) Arian Foster (Hou - RB) 4. (45) Jermichael Finley (GB - TE) 5. (52) Knowshon Moreno (Den - RB) 6. (69) Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB) 7. (76) Terrell Owens (Cin - WR) 8. (93) Green Bay (GB - DEF) 9. (100) Nate Kaeding (SD - K) 10. (117) New Orleans (NO - DEF) 11. (124) Bernard Berrian (Min - WR) 12. (141) Jabar Gaffney (Den - WR) 13. (148) David Akers (Phi - K) 14. (165) Fred Taylor (NE - RB) 15. (172) Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE) A QB, any QB, as the 4th overall is a gutsy move. Unfortunately, that means your chasing RB and WR all day. Lucked out with Austin in the 2nd, but Foster & Moreno as your top 2 RBs and TO as your number 2 WR is a stretch. The “D” & PK in 8th & 9th made it worse. Been reading Walter’s again? Skyline Chilis 1. (5) Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB) 2. (20) Roddy White (Atl - WR) 3. (29) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB) 4. (44) Philip Rivers (SD - QB) 5. (53) Hines Ward (Pit - WR) 6. (68) Marion Barber (Dal - RB) 7. (77) Donald Driver (GB - WR) 8. (92) Eli Manning (NYG - QB) 9. (101) Robert Meachem (NO - WR) 10. (116) Owen Daniels (Hou - TE) 11. (125) Austin Collie (Ind - WR) 12. (140) Jermaine Gresham (Cin - TE) 13. (149) Willis McGahee (Bal - RB) 14. (164) Matt Prater (Den - K) 15. (173) Arizona (Ari - DEF) If MJD performs and Rivers doesn’t miss V-Jax, this is best team in the conference. Any team with Whines Hard on it should be penalized 10 points a week. The Bouncing TaTa's 1. (6) Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB) 2. (19) Cedric Benson (Cin - RB) 3. (30) Marques Colston (NO - WR) 4. (43) Percy Harvin (Min - WR) 5. (54) Malcom Floyd (SD - WR) 6. (67) Joe Flacco (Bal - QB) 7. (78) Heath Miller (Pit - TE) 8. (91) Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) 9. (102) Jerome Harrison (Cle - RB) 10. (115) Carnell Williams (TB - RB) 11. (126) Vincent Jackson (SD - WR) 12. (139) Alex Smith (SF - QB) 13. (150) Golden Tate (Sea - WR) 14. (163) Mario Manningham (NYG - WR) 15. (174) Lawrence Tynes (NYG - K) Great team name, solid WR corp, good QB duo of Flacco – A.Smith…what’s not to like? How about a trio of RB’s (Shonne , Cedric, Cadillac) with about 7 career receptions combined. This is a PPR league, right? TURDS DIVISION Danimals Animals 1. (7) Ray Rice (Bal - RB) 2. (18) DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB) 3. (31) Jahvid Best (Det - RB) 4. (42) Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR) 5. (55) Brett Favre (Min - QB) 6. (66) Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) 7. (79) Kellen Winslow (TB - TE) 8. (90) Minnesota (Min - DEF) 9. (103) Mason Crosby (GB - K) 10. (114) Michael Bush (Oak - RB) 11. (127) Donald Brown (Ind - RB) 12. (138) John Carlson (Sea - TE) 13. (151) Eddie Royal (Den - WR) 14. (162) Vince Young (Ten - QB) 15. (175) Rian Lindell (Buf - K) Best RB’s of any team in the league, and it’s not even close. Unfortunately, you can only play 3 at a time. If Favre gets hurt, or when brittle Boldin goes down, the Animals will be in trouble. Child Please!!! 1. (8) Frank Gore (SF - RB) 2. (17) Calvin Johnson (Det - WR) 3. (32) Tony Romo (Dal - QB) 4. (41) Steve Smith (NYG - WR) 5. (56) Joseph Addai (Ind - RB) 6. (65) Jason Witten (Dal - TE) 7. (80) Mike Wallace (Pit - WR) 8. (89) Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) 9. (104) T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Bal - WR) 10. (113) Justin Forsett (Sea - RB) 11. (128) Demaryius Thomas (Den - WR) 12. (137) New York (NYG - DEF) 13. (152) Chester Taylor (Chi - RB) 14. (161) San Diego (SD - DEF) 15. (176) Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) Child Please to you too! Great team, lots of value picks, favorite to win the TURDS division. Maybe Houshmandzadeh does spell Championship? Or was that just a stupid move? Sporrans from hell 1. (9) Michael Turner (Atl - RB) 2. (16) Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR) 3. (33) Matt Schaub (Hou - QB) 4. (40) Antonio Gates (SD - TE) 5. (57) Michael Crabtree (SF - WR) 6. (64) Matt Forte (Chi - RB) 7. (81) New York (NYJ - DEF) 8. (88) Rob Bironas (Ten - K) 9. (105) Derrick Mason (Bal - WR) 10. (112) Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB) 11. (129) Ryan Longwell (Min - K) 12. (136) Devin Hester (Chi - WR) 13. (153) Mohamed Massaquoi (Cle - WR) 14. (160) Kyle Orton (Den - QB) 15. (177) Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE) Ah, Laddie, where did your Mums and I go astray? Actually, this is a pretty good team, and he kept stealing players I targeted (Schaub, Crabtree, Mason). Who in the hell has 2 kickers on their team? LAST ‘n’ LEAST DIVISION DesperateDerelicts 1. (10) Randy Moss (NE - WR) 2. (15) Ryan Mathews (SD - RB) 3. (34) LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) 4. (39) Tom Brady (NE - QB) 5. (58) Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR) 6. (63) Wes Welker (NE - WR) 7. (82) Reggie Bush (NO - RB) 8. (87) Johnny Knox (Chi - WR) 9. (106) Clinton Portis (Was - RB) 10. (111) Zach Miller (Oak - TE) 11. (130) Darren Sproles (SD - RB) 12. (135) Dallas (Dal - DEF) 13. (154) Dexter McCluster (KC - WR,RB) 14. (159) Mike Williams (TB - WR) 15. (178) David Buehler (Dal - K) Should we bother to play the season, or do you want to hand me the trophy now? If the Pats have a tough week, I’ll probably have a tough week (Moss – Brady – sometimes Welker). Wraith's Winners 1. (11) Drew Brees (NO - QB) 2. (14) Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB) 3. (35) Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR) 4. (38) Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB) 5. (59) C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB) 6. (62) Mike Sims-Walker (Jac - WR) 7. (83) Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE) 8. (86) Cincinnati (Cin - DEF) 9. (107) Anthony Gonzalez (Ind - WR) 10. (110) Lee Evans (Buf - WR) 11. (131) Kevin Smith (Det - RB) 12. (134) Sam Bradford (StL - QB) 13. (155) Jeremy Shockey (NO - TE) 14. (158) Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K) 15. (179) Joshua Cribbs (Cle - WR) It looks like Wraith went Homer on us (that’s with an ‘e’ and an ‘r’), grabbing Ocho in the 3rd and Bengals “D” in the 8th. However, his top RB is a Squeeler, has no o-line, and will get killed the first 4 weeks of the season. Mr Waiver Wire will be at it again Weaponized Again 1. (12) Peyton Manning (Ind - QB) 2. (13) Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR) 3. (36) Steve Smith (Car - WR) 4. (37) Dallas Clark (Ind - TE) 5. (60) Thomas Jones (KC - RB) 6. (61) Ricky Williams (Mia - RB) 7. (84) San Francisco (SF - DEF) 8. (85) Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) 9. (108) Jacoby Jones (Hou - WR) 10. (109) LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB) 11. (132) Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) 12. (133) Steve Breaston (Ari - WR) 13. (156) Greg Olsen (Chi - TE) 14. (157) Patrick Crayton (SD - WR) 15. (180) Jeff Reed (Pit - K) Weaponized joined the Colts this year. If Manning-Wayne-Clark falter, he’s got crap behind them. Is Ricky Williams still in the league? Patrick Crayton? Take away rookie Dez Bryant, average age is about 43. How about Weaponized Alzheimers?
  17. H*E*L*P*

    Some schmuck deleted his team from the Bengalzone Premier League, leaving us with only 11 teams. If anyone is available at 7:15 pm tonight, it's as free and easy as a Ben-gal. What you need to know: League Name: Bengalzone Premier League ID: 114428 Password: ****** - Draft scheduled for Monday, September 6th at 7:15 pm EDT - All 12 teams present and accounted for (except for the unnamed a$$hole) - Same scoring as last year - 4 divisions (3 teams per division) - Balanced schedule (4 division games 9 non-division games) - Division Winners and 2 wild card teams make playoffs - Tie-breakers: Best Record, Total Points (not head-2-head) - Playoffs: Weeks 14 - 16
  18. H*E*L*P*

    OK...done. THANK-YOU. If anyone else wants in, I think Shula is giving away his seat.
  19. Draft Smack...

    Good morning, y'all. Are you ready to rumble??? I hope you all got the news that Drew Brees was seriously hurt in last night's preseason game, and is unlikely to play this season.
  20. Draft Smack...

    Nope. Just cut 'n' paste. There's a neat tool on FootballGuys that lets you build a balanced schedule. Using the drag 'n' drop tool, I updated the divisions and schedule on Yahoo. We're all ready to go! NEXT!
  21. Draft Smack...

    Bengals Select DIVISIONS IN EACH CONFERENCE Black Conference Top Cats Division Sloppy Seconds Division Orange Conference Turds Division Last & Least Division TEAMS IN EACH DIVISION Top Cats Division The Shillelaghs The Wolf Pack CombatBengals Sloppy Seconds Division Luck Of The Irish Southpaws Chester Romans Turds Division The Lone Gunner Feline Felons Kevnz Krushers Last & Least Division Fire Ozzie Billy's Bad Boys Weaponized SCHEDULES BY TEAM SHADED GAMES ARE HOME GAMES FOR THE TEAM AT THE TOP OF THE COLUMN The Shillelaghs Week Opponent 1 The Wolf Pack 2 CombatBengals 3 Luck Of The Irish 4 Weaponized 5 Chester Romans 6 Southpaws 7 Billy's Bad Boys 8 Kevnz Krushers 9 Fire Ozzie 10 Feline Felons 11 The Wolf Pack 12 CombatBengals 13 The Lone Gunner The Wolf Pack Week Opponent 1 The Shillelaghs 2 Southpaws 3 CombatBengals 4 Billy's Bad Boys 5 Luck Of The Irish 6 Kevnz Krushers 7 Chester Romans 8 The Lone Gunner 9 Weaponized 10 Fire Ozzie 11 The Shillelaghs 12 Feline Felons 13 CombatBengals CombatBengals Week Opponent 1 Chester Romans 2 The Shillelaghs 3 The Wolf Pack 4 Fire Ozzie 5 Southpaws 6 Luck Of The Irish 7 Weaponized 8 Billy's Bad Boys 9 Feline Felons 10 The Lone Gunner 11 Kevnz Krushers 12 The Shillelaghs 13 The Wolf Pack Luck Of The Irish Week Opponent 1 Southpaws 2 Chester Romans 3 The Shillelaghs 4 Kevnz Krushers 5 The Wolf Pack 6 CombatBengals 7 Feline Felons 8 Weaponized 9 The Lone Gunner 10 Billy's Bad Boys 11 Southpaws 12 Chester Romans 13 Fire Ozzie Southpaws Week Opponent 1 Luck Of The Irish 2 The Wolf Pack 3 Chester Romans 4 Feline Felons 5 CombatBengals 6 The Shillelaghs 7 The Lone Gunner 8 Fire Ozzie 9 Kevnz Krushers 10 Weaponized 11 Luck Of The Irish 12 Billy's Bad Boys 13 Chester Romans Chester Romans Week Opponent 1 CombatBengals 2 Luck Of The Irish 3 Southpaws 4 The Lone Gunner 5 The Shillelaghs 6 Fire Ozzie 7 The Wolf Pack 8 Feline Felons 9 Billy's Bad Boys 10 Kevnz Krushers 11 Weaponized 12 Luck Of The Irish 13 Southpaws The Lone Gunner Week Opponent 1 Feline Felons 2 Kevnz Krushers 3 Fire Ozzie 4 Chester Romans 5 Weaponized 6 Billy's Bad Boys 7 Southpaws 8 The Wolf Pack 9 Luck Of The Irish 10 CombatBengals 11 Feline Felons 12 Kevnz Krushers 13 The Shillelaghs Feline Felons Week Opponent 1 The Lone Gunner 2 Billy's Bad Boys 3 Kevnz Krushers 4 Southpaws 5 Fire Ozzie 6 Weaponized 7 Luck Of The Irish 8 Chester Romans 9 CombatBengals 10 The Shillelaghs 11 The Lone Gunner 12 The Wolf Pack 13 Kevnz Krushers Kevnz Krushers Week Opponent 1 Weaponized 2 The Lone Gunner 3 Feline Felons 4 Luck Of The Irish 5 Billy's Bad Boys 6 The Wolf Pack 7 Fire Ozzie 8 The Shillelaghs 9 Southpaws 10 Chester Romans 11 CombatBengals 12 The Lone Gunner 13 Feline Felons Fire Ozzie Week Opponent 1 Billy's Bad Boys 2 Weaponized 3 The Lone Gunner 4 CombatBengals 5 Feline Felons 6 Chester Romans 7 Kevnz Krushers 8 Southpaws 9 The Shillelaghs 10 The Wolf Pack 11 Billy's Bad Boys 12 Weaponized 13 Luck Of The Irish Billy's Bad Boys Week Opponent 1 Fire Ozzie 2 Feline Felons 3 Weaponized 4 The Wolf Pack 5 Kevnz Krushers 6 The Lone Gunner 7 The Shillelaghs 8 CombatBengals 9 Chester Romans 10 Luck Of The Irish 11 Fire Ozzie 12 Southpaws 13 Weaponized Weaponized Week Opponent 1 Kevnz Krushers 2 Fire Ozzie 3 Billy's Bad Boys 4 The Shillelaghs 5 The Lone Gunner 6 Feline Felons 7 CombatBengals 8 Luck Of The Irish 9 The Wolf Pack 10 Southpaws 11 Chester Romans 12 Fire Ozzie 13 Billy's Bad Boys SCHEDULES BY WEEK Week #1 The Shillelaghs at The Wolf Pack Chester Romans at CombatBengals Luck Of The Irish at Southpaws The Lone Gunner at Feline Felons Fire Ozzie at Billy's Bad Boys Kevnz Krushers at Weaponized Week #2 CombatBengals at The Shillelaghs Southpaws at The Wolf Pack Chester Romans at Luck Of The Irish Kevnz Krushers at The Lone Gunner Weaponized at Fire Ozzie Feline Felons at Billy's Bad Boys Week #3 Luck Of The Irish at The Shillelaghs The Wolf Pack at CombatBengals Southpaws at Chester Romans Feline Felons at Kevnz Krushers The Lone Gunner at Fire Ozzie Billy's Bad Boys at Weaponized Week #4 Kevnz Krushers at Luck Of The Irish Feline Felons at Southpaws The Lone Gunner at Chester Romans CombatBengals at Fire Ozzie The Wolf Pack at Billy's Bad Boys The Shillelaghs at Weaponized Week #5 Chester Romans at The Shillelaghs Luck Of The Irish at The Wolf Pack CombatBengals at Southpaws Weaponized at The Lone Gunner Fire Ozzie at Feline Felons Billy's Bad Boys at Kevnz Krushers Week #6 Southpaws at The Shillelaghs Luck Of The Irish at CombatBengals Fire Ozzie at Chester Romans Weaponized at Feline Felons The Wolf Pack at Kevnz Krushers The Lone Gunner at Billy's Bad Boys Week #7 Chester Romans at The Wolf Pack Feline Felons at Luck Of The Irish Southpaws at The Lone Gunner Kevnz Krushers at Fire Ozzie The Shillelaghs at Billy's Bad Boys CombatBengals at Weaponized Week #8 Kevnz Krushers at The Shillelaghs The Lone Gunner at The Wolf Pack Billy's Bad Boys at CombatBengals Fire Ozzie at Southpaws Feline Felons at Chester Romans Luck Of The Irish at Weaponized Week #9 The Lone Gunner at Luck Of The Irish CombatBengals at Feline Felons Southpaws at Kevnz Krushers The Shillelaghs at Fire Ozzie Chester Romans at Billy's Bad Boys The Wolf Pack at Weaponized Week #10 Feline Felons at The Shillelaghs Fire Ozzie at The Wolf Pack Weaponized at Southpaws Kevnz Krushers at Chester Romans CombatBengals at The Lone Gunner Luck Of The Irish at Billy's Bad Boys Week #11 The Wolf Pack at The Shillelaghs Southpaws at Luck Of The Irish Weaponized at Chester Romans Feline Felons at The Lone Gunner CombatBengals at Kevnz Krushers Billy's Bad Boys at Fire Ozzie Week #12 The Shillelaghs at CombatBengals Billy's Bad Boys at Southpaws Luck Of The Irish at Chester Romans The Wolf Pack at Feline Felons The Lone Gunner at Kevnz Krushers Fire Ozzie at Weaponized Week #13 CombatBengals at The Wolf Pack Fire Ozzie at Luck Of The Irish Chester Romans at Southpaws The Shillelaghs at The Lone Gunner Kevnz Krushers at Feline Felons Weaponized at Billy's Bad Boys
  22. Draft Smack...

    Well that's an hour of my life I'll never get back Actually, that was alot of fun...and sometimes funny as hell. Playing schedule to follow.....
  23. Draft Smack...

    CR@P! The draft slots I didn't want....4th, 5th, 6th, or 12th....and I got number 4 Not only that, but I have Southpaws & Chester Romans in my division. Rats! Schedule will be out later today or tomorrow
  24. Tony Pike to the Bengals ?

    Penile Leprosium - a chronic infectious disease. Initial symptoms include a darkening of the penile shaft. Left untreated, Penile Leprosium can be progressive, causing permanent damage to the infected area. Contrary to earlier popular belief, Penile Leprosium is not a form of leprosy, but is an STD commonly found in goats. It can, however, cause body parts to simply fall off.
  25. 2010 Pre-draft Stuff

    We’re back! Yes, it’s time to spend your hard-earned money on fantasy football magazines, waste your time reading countless articles online, and lose your friends when debating the relative merits of Reggie Wayne vs. Larry Fitzgerald. It’s Fantasy Time! A few changes in the Yahoo system this year – they got rid of the pay-for Plus! Settings and incorporated most of the features into the regular site. So I can, as your commissioner: - use same scoring system as last year, but we now can see better and more timely results and analysis - change or preset draft order (if you guys want.) - Have an auction draft – but it sounds complicated - use lots of bells and whistles - set the schedule manually. This means I can set a balanced, 4 division schedule, insuring that all teams play division opponents twice and everyone else once.Schedule will be posted prior to the draft Please test your systems - Yahoo changed the draft software and it's harder to load (won't work on my phone anymore) Billy requested that the two drafts be on the weekends – I picked Saturday August 28, 2010 at 10:30 EDT (Select) and Labor Day, Monday September 6, 2010, at 7:15 pm EDT (Premier). If a lot of people want some of these changed, or rule changes, please respond. - The Commish
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