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September 11, 2022 vs Pittsburgh Steelers

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Divisional Weekend: Bengals @ Oilers


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2 minutes ago, Stripes said:

Collinsworth may find it difficult to cradle Tomlin in his arms all night.

I dunno, his lips are pretty securely locked to tomlin’s ass so o think he can go keep his grip.

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I can’t explain my hatred of all things pissburg to this day. The only reason I give a crap about this game is to see Ben go out with a loss. This dude been playing for 50 years it feels like. 

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I mean, Andy Reid, once he stops trying to throw the game, it sorts out. Having Mahomes out and Hardeman under center handing to Williams was begging for something stupid to happen. 

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Collinsworth on that 3rd down throw from Ben:

“if that ball had been thrown out another ten yards or so, maybe Claypool has a chance.”

So.  Yes.  Ben is under throwing guys by ten yards.

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That barber sleeps in his car, but if you follow the narrative of that ad, he eventually sells the car to pay for more barber lessons.  
 

WHERE DOES HE SLEEP THEN?

The ad doesn’t say, but presumably he sleeps in a leaf pile behind the Elks Lodge.  
 

Who knew what barbers have to go through to become barbers?  That’s a tough fucking racket.  
 

Oh, also, go buy this kind of beer.  After barbers graduate from the school of hard knocks and get done sleeping outside, this is the beer they drink.

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