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Mike Flaps His Gums


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It's that time of year again, when the groundhog Mike Brown pops out of his hole, yammers for a bit, then disappears for 12 more months.


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Yes, the future is now! Can't you tell by the way they are backloading deals, signing free agents left and right and not worrying one bit about 2016?

Were you aware that the Bengals are 0-6 in the playoffs under Marvin? The Bengals are, and Mike wants you to know they are! Aware, that is. They're very aware-y down at PBS, apparently.

Maybe "Aware" will be this year's camp t-shirt slogan.

How did the Bengals get better? Well, they signed their guys and will get some guys back from IR and then there's the draft. Change is just running riot down by the river, innit?

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Well, reading more of Mike, it seems the future is now in the sense that they aren't signing guys now so they can re-sign AJ Green in the future. So they're spending on the future now by not spending on the present, which is the future. None of which is at all like the past.

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I'm numb to his yammers. He drones in a way that leaves you empty and searching for the real meaning. Like its a big riddle, running an NFL team, akin to bringing resolutions of peace to as wartorn geography. Why can't he simply say it straight. IMHO, it's because I think he may still sign on the line that is dotted but he's on behind the wheel on most things anymore. It's still his plaything but he doesn't do the upkeep or the taking of any barometric readings unless pressed.

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