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Peter King?  The NFL PR department co-opted him long ago.  They may have implanted a microchip in his brain to turn him into the ultimate corporate shill, which is all he is.  I would die before I'd become the lapdog of the rich and powerful, but Peter King wears it like a letter jacket.  If he hasn't already, he will soon write that Donald Trump is a pretty good guy, who, if people got to know him, would be pretty well-liked.

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Don't forget that Ted Cruz is a warm, caring human being with a heart full of love and generosity for all.

Meanwhile, back in Berea, Clowns now expected to cut Manziel March 9 (first day of the new league year,so they can absorb the $4.3 million cap hit), assuming they can't trade him (which seems unlikely to say the least).

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/02/browns-cant-cut-johnny-manziel-before-march-9/

PS I met The Donald once. Surprisingly short dude. Lousy complexion. Said "Hi, thanks for coming" as he walked past me with a blonde bimbo hanging on each arm. I got some free champagne out of the deal so he's OK in my book.

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Trade

Tate for Johnny Backup. 

We throw in a case or two of Gatorade to even things up a little

Johnny Backup instantly becomes our new kick returner

First game, first kick to be received, special teams coach instructs the other 10 to not block

I would definitely buy a ticket to that first game just to see this one play, and that'd cover an oil change or two for the Lumina

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How done is Manziel?

His agent just quit.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/05/johnny-manziels-agent-dumps-him/

Unless something changes, I put the O/U on reading a headline like this:

Manziel Killed in Car Crash; BAC Twelve Times Over the Limit

at 12 months.

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But wait, Manziel says he's "completely stable".
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/04/johnny-manziel-tells-tmz-im-completely-stable/

I wish you guys would get off his back.  I mean what more can this kid do to prove he's totally dedicated to football?

No, I couldn't even type that without laughing out loud !!!  What a complete train wreck that kid is.
He belonged in Cleveland !!!

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5 hours ago, HoosierCat said:

How done is Manziel?

His agent just quit.

 

I guess Johnny forgot to give his agent the, "I'm just a kid, what 24 year old doesn't like to go out and party a little?" speech.  

He's got a drinking problem, and now it appears he's a domestic violence type batterer.  Hey NFL quarterback scrap heap, HERE'S JOHNNY!"

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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25478521/report-johnny-manziel-came-to-practice-drunk-browns-covered-it-up

"I was with a Browns player yesterday," Silver said. "Johnny Manziel going into what would have been a start late in the season, showed up drunk at practice on a Wednesday.

"The Browns lied and said he was in the concussion protocol. Let me repeat that: the Browns lied to try and to protect, and I would argue enable, this irresponsible and very troubled young man."

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6 hours ago, HoosierCat said:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25478521/report-johnny-manziel-came-to-practice-drunk-browns-covered-it-up

"I was with a Browns player yesterday," Silver said. "Johnny Manziel going into what would have been a start late in the season, showed up drunk at practice on a Wednesday.

"The Browns lied and said he was in the concussion protocol. Let me repeat that: the Browns lied to try and to protect, and I would argue enable, this irresponsible and very troubled young man."

I believe drunk over concussed.

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21 minutes ago, HoosierCat said:

Remember the whole Flying J scandal? Turns out Haslam isn't off the hook and could still be indicted. l o l

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/02/11/haslam-could-still-be-indicted-in-pilot-flying-j-scandal/

He even looks like a crook.

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Well, unless dumbass Johnny has drank or snorted up all of the nearly 8 million in guarantee money he got from Cleveland, I think he'll be ok.
Still love the pic though.  "How much you make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains ??"

I will never forget being out on mission early on in my deployment to Afghanistan and driving through a mountainous area.
Things were really tense and the radio was eerily quiet.  All of a sudden, one of our guys comes over the radio with that quote.
Everyone loosened up and laughed for quite some time.  It was just perfect timing.

 

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