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I was born and raised in Cincinnati and I have been a lifelong Bengals fan. I have been living in Michigan with my wife the past year or so and I have missed being able to follow the Bengals, so I'm glad I found this site.

I stumbled across it this morning in a moment of Bengals euphoria. Last season I was only able to see 4 or 5 of the games, but just this morning I talked my wife into signing up for Direct TV and the NFL Sunday ticket. Thats when the euphoria set in and I started getting pumped for the season. Who Dey!

Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself. I'm glad I found this site.

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Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself. I'm glad I found this site.

Welcome to the 'Zone cactusruss...er...I mean X-rated movie star Ron Jeremy! (Your avatar is instantly recognizable by anyone who watched a porno movie in the '80's or '90's! :rolleyes: )

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Ron Jeremy is my hero :)

He's an inspiration to all short, chubby, and not too attractive men everywhere!

True story:

I was working as a mechanic for America West Airlines in Las Vegas. I had to go aboard a flight to fix some equipment in the cabin on a Boeing 757 flight that just had arrived from Los Angeles. All the passengers had disembarked. All except one, he was passed out in the first class section and the flight attendants could not awake him. He was out...blotto!

Well one of the girls was a friend of mine, and she was very busy getting the plane ready for the next flight, and asked if I could try to wake this gentleman for her. Of course I agreed. That's when I looked down to find myself face to face with Mr. Ron Jeremy! I immediately started laughing, and asked the girls if they knew who this was. They had no idea, but had they known what he was packing, they might have felt differently! :lol:

Anyway, after much shaking, and loud yelling of RON! RON! RON!, his eyes opened with this "do I know you?" look on his face. He immediately apologized, rose to his feet, and made a bee line towards the lavatory. After a couple minutes during which many loud SNIFFING noises were heard, he emerged as a totally reenergized being. He hugged all the stewardesses on his way out, invited them all to come down and visit his booth at the porn convention that was in town, and disembarked into the terminal, where a handfull of hot, scantily clad groupies were impatiently waiting for him! :o^_^

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billybroome:

I believe Ron has a sleeping problem... I've got brain freeze and can't think of what the medical term for it is right now. But it's when you just fall asleep for no reason and it's hard to wake up.

And as far as the implied cocaine use in the lavatory... to my knowledge he is one of the cleanest (as far as drug use goes) people in the porn industry and doesn't partake in harcore drug use like alot of people in the industry do. Of course, I don't know him, thats just what I've heard.

On a side note, did you know he has a master's degree in theater?

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billybroome:

I believe Ron has a sleeping problem... I've got brain freeze and can't think of what the medical term for it is right now. But it's when you just fall asleep for no reason and it's hard to wake up.

I believe you're speaking of "Narcolypsy". That was possible. He was almost impossible to wake up! :blink:

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I was born and raised in Cincinnati and I have been a lifelong Bengals fan. I have been living in Michigan with my wife the past year or so and I have missed being able to follow the Bengals, so I'm glad I found this site.

I stumbled across it this morning in a moment of Bengals euphoria. Last season I was only able to see 4 or 5 of the games, but just this morning I talked my wife into signing up for Direct TV and the NFL Sunday ticket. Thats when the euphoria set in and I started getting pumped for the season. Who Dey!

Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself. I'm glad I found this site.

Where in Michigan? GO BLUE! :D

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