volcom69 Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Florio is reporting on PFT that Carson Palmer has been working out for the last few weeks with former Jet QB Ken O'Brien. Maybe after the Colts found out Manning might be gone for the year they called the Bengals and made them an offer they couldn't refuse? They probably offered all those Mayflower moving trucks in exchange of taking over Palmer's contract?Oh my Palmer is working out, say it isnt so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Has anyone seen the pictures showing how fat Mike Brown has gotten? I confess I'm starting to worry about the old goat. He now has the physical shape of a man who is sitting in a chair even when standing. It's practically Lippincottian.Maybe he's planning to try out for Turk once he fires himself as GM. Though frankly I don't think anyone could be as good a turk as Lippincott. That guy makes the grim reaper seem downright jolly.and our beloved Pumkie has kept her girlish figure.It must be football season - kids are back in school, fall is in the air, and Hair's brought out his stash of Pumpkin porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 It must be football season - kids are back in school, fall is in the air, and Hair's brought out his stash of Pumpkin porn.It is officially Football season. I'm watching the Saints at Packers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 It must be football season - kids are back in school, fall is in the air, and Hair's brought out his stash of Pumpkin porn.It is officially Football season. I'm watching the Saints at Packers! Well, you're watching somebody at Packers. The Saints don't seem to have shown up tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 It must be football season - kids are back in school, fall is in the air, and Hair's brought out his stash of Pumpkin porn.It is officially Football season. I'm watching the Saints at Packers! Well, you're watching somebody at Packers. The Saints don't seem to have shown up tonight.I Hope Dalton is watching these two QB's. They have skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 If Palmer showed up, and Dalton comes out and throws 4 picks. Would you want Palmer to play? I know the one person who has to want Palmer to play his agent David Dunn. He must be in his ear constantly. I don't know how it works, but there must be a commision on 11 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 If Palmer showed up, and Dalton comes out and throws 4 picks. Would you want Palmer to play? I know the one person who has to want Palmer to play his agent David Dunn. He must be in his ear constantly. I don't know how it works, but there must be a commision on 11 million.No. If anyone has a competitive bone in their body would understand that it is a BAD idea to bring back the supposed leader of the team who he quit on. No. Hell no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 I'm just drooling over this schedule. We could have a fun season with playoffs. Hopefully Andy just matures fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Florio is reporting on PFT that Carson Palmer has been working out for the last few weeks with former Jet QB Ken O'Brien. That's good news as O'Brien can instruct Palmer on the finer points and subtle nuances of the retirement game. For example, which brand of couch to buy. Or when to play golf, morning or afternoon? Or which brand of SUV has the easiest to operate folding rear seats. And who knows, O'Brien may even know what all of the buttons on the remote control are for. Best, by staying sharp and pysically fit Carson Palmer will be better prepared for next seasons oddly delicious battle for the Bengals starting QB job. That's right, I said oddly delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 It must be football season - kids are back in school, fall is in the air, and Hair's brought out his stash of Pumpkin porn.It is officially Football season. I'm watching the Saints at Packers! Well, you're watching somebody at Packers. The Saints don't seem to have shown up tonight. 76 combined points. It's almost like a freaking NBA game. Even worse, the best play of the entire night was flagged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Florio is reporting on PFT that Carson Palmer has been working out for the last few weeks with former Jet QB Ken O'Brien. That's good news as O'Brien can instruct Palmer on the finer points and subtle nuances of the retirement game. For example, which brand of couch to buy. Or when to play golf, morning or afternoon? Or which brand of SUV has the easiest to operate folding rear seats. And who knows, O'Brien may even know what all of the buttons on the remote control are for. Best, by staying sharp and pysically fit Carson Palmer will be better prepared for next seasons oddly delicious battle for the Bengals starting QB job. That's right, I said oddly delicious.I'd be more than pissed if they even let that assclown near this team again. I'm not the only one that feels this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 I'd be more than pissed if they even let that assclown near this team again. I'm not the only one that feels this way. Sure, you say that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 I'd be more than pissed if they even let that assclown near this team again. I'm not the only one that feels this way. Sure, you say that now. I can get on board. I envision a scenario in which this thread finally stalls, seemingly for the last time, on the 98th page. So close... yet our hopes unfulfilled. Bengal fans everywhere are left to daydream about what might have been...Then, as if straight out of the silver-screen, the hero assclown-douchebag-dicknose appears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Then, as if straight out of the silver-screen, the hero assclown-douchebag-dicknose appears. Eventually someone in Hollywood will greenlight..."Carpetbagger!The Carson Palmer Story". [Working Title} So who will be cast in the role of Carson Palmer? Who plays RunPee? And while we're at it, who plays MomPee and DadPee? Who gets cast as Mike Brown? Who will be cast in the role of Caleb Miller? Which actress will play the wife, and will the producers of the film risk an X rating by showing the wifes nuts? And PERHAPS most important of them all, which actress will play the role of Pumpkie? Or if you prefer, who gets to play the coveted role of dad's dirty little girl in the almost mandatory nude scene from ActII? And no David Spade jokes this time, please. Show a little respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Then, as if straight out of the silver-screen, the hero assclown-douchebag-dicknose appears. Eventually someone in Hollywood will greenlight..."Carpetbagger!The Carson Palmer Story". [Working Title} So who will be cast in the role of Carson Palmer? Who plays RunPee? And while we're at it, who plays MomPee and DadPee? Who gets cast as Mike Brown? Who will be cast in the role of Caleb Miller? Which actress will play the wife, and will the producers of the film risk an X rating by showing the wifes nuts? And PERHAPS most important of them all, which actress will play the role of Pumpkie? Or if you prefer, who gets to play the coveted role of dad's dirty little girl in the almost mandatory nude scene from ActII? And no David Spade jokes this time, please. Show a little respect.I hate you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 So who will be cast in the role of Carson Palmer? Who plays RunPee? And while we're at it, who plays MomPee and DadPee? Who gets cast as Mike Brown? Who will be cast in the role of Caleb Miller? Which actress will play the wife, and will the producers of the film risk an X rating by showing the wifes nuts? And PERHAPS most important of them all, which actress will play the role of Pumpkie? Or if you prefer, who gets to play the coveted role of dad's dirty little girl in the almost mandatory nude scene from ActII?In a daring bit of casting, I see Russell Brand taking a dual turn as both Carson and Mrs. Palmer. And, yes, the naughty bits survive final edit. RunPee plays himself and then is never seen, nor heard from, nor employed again.Caleb is played by the aged Willie Aames - with perm.Mike Brown is played - to a standing ovation - by Jim Lippencot.Pumpkin goes to ..........................Cynthia Nixon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pumpkin goes to ..........................Cynthia Nixon.I was gonna go with the chick that married Ray's very tall brother Robert in "Everybody Loves Raymond"For Caleb, the only real choice is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Pumpkin goes to ..........................Cynthia Nixon.I was gonna go with the chick that married Ray's very tall brother Robert in "Everybody Loves Raymond" Cynthia Nixon always looks like she's about to cry. So yeah, that could work. (Running a football frnchise is hard.) As for the other gal, I know the one you're talking about. Her character name was Amy or something. Sexually quirky as I recall. Oddly filthy. Up for anything. Very Pumpkie-like. Good choices. Keep 'em coming. I hereby nominate Jamie Lee Curtis, and I already know what all of you are going to say, so save it. I'm specifically looking for an older broad with a better than you'd think body that still has a few problems. Someone who can play the character of a sex kitten hiding under a poorly tailored suit made of burlap. And Jamie's bigger boobs could be reduced to Pumpkie scale very easily using CGI. In fact, subtle hints of wanton sag could be added or removed as needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Finally this thread is worth reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Caleb is played by the aged Willie Aames - with perm. How pathetic. And yet somewhat appropriate. Regardless, for the role of Caleb Miller I would also consider any actress currently playing the starring role of "Annie". Broadway experience considered a plus, but not required. For the role of Carson Palmer I nominate the actor who plays the character of Jim on "The Office". John Kazinkasomething, I think. He's young, tall, has played a football player in the movies before, and nobody in showbiz can do the passive/aggressive act quite like this guy. Best, despite his impressive size there's something about the guy that screams p***y. He's practically Palmeresque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spor_tees Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 If you want the perfect actress to play Katie Blackburn, it's Tilda Swinton!Check her out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 If you want the perfect actress to play Katie Blackburn, it's Tilda Swinton!Check her out!Who the f is that? How did you find that? Uncanny. Did you google "Katie Blackburn look-a-likes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spor_tees Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 If you want the perfect actress to play Katie Blackburn, it's Tilda Swinton!Check her out!Who the f is that? How did you find that? Uncanny. Did you google "Katie Blackburn look-a-likes?"No I just remembered her from the movie Constantine. She was also the bad witch in The Chronicles of Narnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 I'm specifically looking for an older broad with a better than you'd think body that still has a few problems. Someone who can play the character of a sex kitten hiding under a poorly tailored suit made of burlap....starring Katie Blackburn as herself.Come on, you know she enjoyed making love to the camera on Hard Knocks. Promise her one nude scene that she'll coyly swear she won't do unless it's tasteful, before predictably relenting.I also want to know on what sliding scale you think Katie's body is better than I'd think, and to what lengths you went in order to find out.[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3qj5I-28A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincy9275 Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 carson's value increases every week the seahawks fail. tavaris jackson could make carson worth alot in the next coming weeks. i think if we traded him today we could get a first. trade him mikey damn it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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