DC_Bengals_Fan Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 So what's David Spade got to do with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I'm thinking about putting the moves on KatieAre you prepared to drink the amount of alcohol to be able to go through with that? Even fat chicks are bringing more to the table than she's got. Yeah, how many fat chicks in the bar are bringing who knows how many hundreds of millions of daddy's bucks to the table?For a couple hundred million, she ain't that bad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 For a couple hundred million, she ain't that bad really.Hey, Troy Blackburn, how'd you get Greg's bengalszone password? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 For a couple hundred million, she ain't that bad really.Hey, Troy Blackburn, how'd you get Greg's bengalszone password?Hey, I didn't say I'd MARRY her for the dough...I'm just saying. Put the money into the equation and she outscores at least some of Billy's fat chicks.Ok, you caught me. Greg told me I had to defend my old lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 You know, even though they're pretty popular, ferrets don't actually make good pets. They're destructive, they bite, you can't housebreak them, and they won't negotiate with agents in a reasonable manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted August 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I'd coddle, cuddle, and romance her to get A.Smith signed. He is an adorable knucklehead who is a mauler. I'm telling you. It will be a great addition to get him. Troy had better man up and tell her to get it done, or I'm growing a mustache and driving to Georgetown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Ray Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 You've got me thinking about the Marge Schott era in Reds history...What would you have done to get her to sign a FA?Just where are your limits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 You've got me thinking about the Marge Schott era in Reds history...What would you have done to get her to sign a FA?Just where are your limits?Thanks for that. I just threw up all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I Don't follow baseball. I just want Smith signed. With watching Hard Knocks, I am twice as frustrated as I've ever been any other year. I see the cheapness. It makes me angry. All I want is for the Bengals to do well. Is that a crime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I Don't follow baseball. I just want Smith signed. With watching Hard Knocks, I am twice as frustrated as I've ever been any other year. I see the cheapness. It makes me angry. All I want is for the Bengals to do well. Is that a crime?If it is, I'm on probation for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Ray Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Thanks for that. I just threw up all over the place.OK, I owe you a new keyboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 />http://bengals.enquirer.com/2003/04/26/katie_150x200.jpgYou know, even though they're pretty popular, ferrets don't actually make good pets. They're destructive, they bite, you can't housebreak them, and they won't negotiate with agents in a reasonable manner.post of the month, right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Thanks for that. I just threw up all over the place.OK, I owe you a new keyboard...And monitor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 You've got me thinking about the Marge Schott era in Reds history...What would you have done to get her to sign a FA?Just where are your limits?Donkey show with Schottzie.Too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Can't believe he won't sign despite all that money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Yea, it's frustrating. Makes you want to take your field hockey bat and just wack the dickens out of your 3 ring binder that says "Andre Smith Signing" on the front. Memo to Mike Brown: Buy your daughter a laptop and a document management program, pull her into the 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 *Sigh* I am very curious what Keels' latest offer was for.From Reedy's Cincinnati.com blog:The Bengals left Georgetown College on Tuesday without Andre Smith signed. Wednesday will mark Day 20 that Smith has unsigned, equaling David Pollack’s 2005 absence.According to those familiar with the negotiations, the Bengals last offer to Smith was five years at the base at $28 million and a maximum of $33 million. That’s lower than what the Jets’ Vernon Gholston received last year as the sixth pick (base of $32.5 million) and way lower than what Oakland’s Darrius Heyward-Bey received as this year’s seventh pick (base of $38.25 million).With Andre Smith unsigned, many are now looking at the holdout lasting to September or longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat1975 Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 A blast from the past:Actually, you tell lies and half-truths in nearly every post you write....including todays menu items featuring Andre Smith's holdout and Carson Palmer's future injury. Sadly, tomorrow you'll tell even more lies and half-truths....all in the name of being a better more informed Bengal fan.When Smith holds out and Palmer gets injured, I will take no enjoyment in the fact that you will have been proven wrong once again.I thought it would take longer than 1 quarter for Palmer to get injured, I will say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Here's an idea I've been bouncing around. Maybe crazy, maybe not...tell me what you all think.OK, we know the Bengals want a bargain. At the very least, they don't want to overpay.At the same time, the Bengals are famous for offering "structures," meaning contracts that players will see all the money from, versus the usual funny money deals.So offer Smith 5 years, $30 million...and guarantee every dime.So he gets less than No. 7 and 8 overall, but more guaranteed than No. 5. And we all know tat guaranteed coin is the only coin that matters.The risk for the Bengals is minimal. Even going off Monroe's deal, Smith gets ~ $20 million guaranteed. And Keels gets to brag about getting a better deal than Sanchez got.Dunno if it makes sense but thought I'd throw it out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Here's an idea I've been bouncing around. Maybe crazy, maybe not...tell me what you all think.OK, we know the Bengals want a bargain. At the very least, they don't want to overpay.At the same time, the Bengals are famous for offering "structures," meaning contracts that players will see all the money from, versus the usual funny money deals.So offer Smith 5 years, $30 million...and guarantee every dime.So he gets less than No. 7 and 8 overall, but more guaranteed than No. 5. And we all know tat guaranteed coin is the only coin that matters.The risk for the Bengals is minimal. Even going off Monroe's deal, Smith gets ~ $20 million guaranteed. And Keels gets to brag about getting a better deal than Sanchez got.Dunno if it makes sense but thought I'd throw it out there.It makes great sense... because the team with the #6 pick next year will assassinate Mike Brown. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 So offer Smith 5 years, $30 million...and guarantee every dime.Creative. Also makes sense for an OT, who probably have the lowest flameout rate of any position. I actually kinda like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 It occurs to me that it might be tough to structure, what with the rookie pool and limits on annual increases and all. Though it ought to be possible to create a deal that's at least effectively guaranteed by making him impossible to cut under the cap (of course, that's a whole 'nother issue with the expiring CBA...)Still, the whole "Mike gets assassinated" part increase my interest. (Note that by assassinated I mean, "strung up on a pole by his tighty whities.")In the end, I expect the Bengals to give him something like $40 million total, $20 million guaranteed. They'll just drag it out for reasons only known to themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Here's an idea I've been bouncing around. Maybe crazy, maybe not...tell me what you all think.OK, we know the Bengals want a bargain. At the very least, they don't want to overpay.At the same time, the Bengals are famous for offering "structures," meaning contracts that players will see all the money from, versus the usual funny money deals.So offer Smith 5 years, $30 million...and guarantee every dime.So he gets less than No. 7 and 8 overall, but more guaranteed than No. 5. And we all know tat guaranteed coin is the only coin that matters.The risk for the Bengals is minimal. Even going off Monroe's deal, Smith gets ~ $20 million guaranteed. And Keels gets to brag about getting a better deal than Sanchez got.Dunno if it makes sense but thought I'd throw it out there.That could work but Ms. Snowflake would never be so creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 That could work but Ms. Snowflake would never be so creative.Not Snowflake - PumpkinHe calls her that during board meetings tooc'mon KW get with the program Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 That could work but Ms. Snowflake would never be so creative.Not Snowflake - PumpkinHe calls her that during board meetings tooc'mon KW get with the programsmowflakes, pumpkins, princesses...all are meaningless until they sign Smith. $5-10M apart....it is like flushing the first pick down the toilet. Should have traded out of the spot...at least then maybe we'd have a couple of extra players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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