Us Bengal fans had better realize something

[walzav29]

We felt alot better about Cincinnati when they were 3-0 with drunk Odell mumbling through the alphabet and Henry puking out the window. Then with these guys sucking at 0-8, but staying out of trouble. I'm not saying draft criminals. Just making a point that winning is the most important thing.

[TJJackson]

If winning is the most important thing, let's start poisoning the water and/or air in the visitor's locker room so they are sick when they play us

If winning is the most important thing, let's get a law passed to immunize all Bengals players from any sort of legal reprisal, whether civil or criminal, to ensure that silly little things like rape and murder do not cost us any players on Sunday.

If winning is the most important thing, let's commit as citizens to diverting all of our disposable income (business profit, employment, interest, dividends, the works) to the players, so that every Bengals player will have about 100x the income of the top NFL players, and all the very best players will line up to play here. No violation of the salary cap because the Bengals will also be playing the NFL minimum.

If winning is the most important thing, let's level downtown and get the entire area replaced with various custom practive fields to simulate very environment. Bubble? Heck no, we'll build several practice *stadiums* to simulate the most prevalent conditions all over the NFL. We'll even hermetically seal one so that we can thin the air to simulate the conditions in Denver.

If winning is the most important thing, let's make sure that no one under the age of 18 is permitted to view the game (live or taped) in part or whole lest they get the message that winning is all that matters, because I am guessing that school age kids should all regardless of ability still get into their own games. Unless you are saying that winning is all that matters at every level, amateur and pro alike?

[gregstephens]

If winning is the most important thing, let's start poisoning the water and/or air in the visitor's locker room so they are sick when they play us

If winning is the most important thing, let's get a law passed to immunize all Bengals players from any sort of legal reprisal, whether civil or criminal, to ensure that silly little things like rape and murder do not cost us any players on Sunday.

If winning is the most important thing, let's commit as citizens to diverting all of our disposable income (business profit, employment, interest, dividends, the works) to the players, so that every Bengals player will have about 100x the income of the top NFL players, and all the very best players will line up to play here. No violation of the salary cap because the Bengals will also be playing the NFL minimum.

If winning is the most important thing, let's level downtown and get the entire area replaced with various custom practive fields to simulate very environment. Bubble? Heck no, we'll build several practice *stadiums* to simulate the most prevalent conditions all over the NFL. We'll even hermetically seal one so that we can thin the air to simulate the conditions in Denver.

If winning is the most important thing, let's make sure that no one under the age of 18 is permitted to view the game (live or taped) in part or whole lest they get the message that winning is all that matters, because I am guessing that school age kids should all regardless of ability still get into their own games. Unless you are saying that winning is all that matters at every level, amateur and pro alike?

If winning is the most important thing, let's learn how to block.

If winning is the most important thing, let's learn how to tackle.

If winning is the most important thing, let's learn how to hold on to the ball.

If winning is the most important thing, let's not allow our quarterbacks to get sacked six times per game and break body parts.

If winning is the most important thing, let's learn to manage the game clock and time outs better.

If winning is the most important thing, let's...

There's too much to go on with. Seems like we can fix these things without resorting to drafting and signing thugs.

By the way, good idea for a new thread. Thanks.