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What would you do for $250,000?

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Forget who I plagarized this from:

Johnson will receive ... a $250,000 workout bonus...

I think this means that if the ever more ego-centric Ocho Cinco simply showed up, ignored his coach and owner, caught a few balls from Carson (who he apparently has no gripe with), and went home he'd gross an extra $250,000!

To be clear, which do you think would upset Mike Brown more:

1) CJ staying away and MB putting the $250K back in his pocket, or

2) CJ showing up creating a TO-esque circus atmosphere and distracting the team from their work (remember all the Eagles interviews during the TO grand farce?) just so MB could cut him a check for $250G as a "thank you"?

There are clearly jobs where you have to endure more for $250,000 (like working my first HS teaching job for a DECADE!!!)

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Forget who I plagarized this from:

Johnson will receive ... a $250,000 workout bonus...

I think this means that if the ever more ego-centric Ocho Cinco simply showed up, ignored his coach and owner, caught a few balls from Carson (who he apparently has no gripe with), and went home he'd gross an extra $250,000!

To be clear, which do you think would upset Mike Brown more:

1) CJ staying away and MB putting the $250K back in his pocket, or

2) CJ showing up creating a TO-esque circus atmosphere and distracting the team from their work (remember all the Eagles interviews during the TO grand farce?) just so MB could cut him a check for $250G as a "thank you"?

There are clearly jobs where you have to endure more for $250,000 (like working my first HS teaching job for a DECADE!!!)

Chad has dissapointed and insulted many of us bengals fans. I truly believe it comes down to him wanting more money...For 250k I would blow Bill Cosby after he took a sh1t and ran a mile..on the 50 yard line at half time of the superbowl

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For 250k I would blow Bill Cosby after he took a sh1t and ran a mile..on the 50 yard line at half time of the superbowl

:lmao::lol::lmao::lol: That's going to hard to top!! :lmao::lol::lmao::lol:

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Sheesh!

Let's just go ahead and award the 250k to schnarfer - he'll need the money to buy lots of alcohol to rob him both of the taste and the memories.

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Chad has dissapointed and insulted many of us bengals fans. I truly believe it comes down to him wanting more money...For 250k I would blow Bill Cosby after he took a sh1t and ran a mile..on the 50 yard line at half time of the superbowl

OK, I gotta ask...why Bill Cosby?

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Forget who I plagarized this from:

Johnson will receive ... a $250,000 workout bonus...

I think this means that if the ever more ego-centric Ocho Cinco simply showed up, ignored his coach and owner, caught a few balls from Carson (who he apparently has no gripe with), and went home he'd gross an extra $250,000!

To be clear, which do you think would upset Mike Brown more:

1) CJ staying away and MB putting the $250K back in his pocket, or

2) CJ showing up creating a TO-esque circus atmosphere and distracting the team from their work (remember all the Eagles interviews during the TO grand farce?) just so MB could cut him a check for $250G as a "thank you"?

There are clearly jobs where you have to endure more for $250,000 (like working my first HS teaching job for a DECADE!!!)

Chad has dissapointed and insulted many of us bengals fans. I truly believe it comes down to him wanting more money...For 250k I would blow Bill Cosby after he took a sh1t and ran a mile..on the 50 yard line at half time of the superbowl

Dude, I'm sorry...I had no idea times were that tough, but don't forget to do this... :teeth:

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I wanna make another remark here about the rear naked choke hold and what I'd do for 250K but I'll refrain... I'd rather not bring TJ's grandma into this.. :wub::wub:

It must be nice to turn down 250K just because you don't feel like working out... OTOH, he's busy shooting commercials. Wonder how much he's making right now from Degree? I'm sure its more than 250K!

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I wanna make another remark here about the rear naked choke hold and what I'd do for 250K but I'll refrain... I'd rather not bring TJ's grandma into this.. :wub::wub:

Since both my grandmas are dead, I guess we can add necrophilia to Agreen's resume

Current list of agreen's known interests

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thinking/writing incoherently

collecting gay male porn (Tom Brady and Brady Quinn as faves)

grabbing (while naked) other BZ members from behind at BZ gatherings

supporting pro athletes who assault women, ala "the b!tch had it coming"

necrophilia

It must be nice to turn down 250K just because you don't feel like working out... OTOH, he's busy shooting commercials. Wonder how much he's making right now from Degree? I'm sure its more than 250K!

Translation: agreen is the kind of "bengal fan" (if you can call it that) who is OK with a player skipping team activities in favor of more lucrative opportunities...because after all, being a Bengals fan is all about the players making as much money as they can, not the win-loss record.

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OK, I gotta ask...why Bill Cosby?

I wondered that myself, but I didn't ask because I was afraid of what the answer might be.

I fear it's going to have something to do with Bill's man-flavored pudding pops.

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I wanna make another remark here about the rear naked choke hold and what I'd do for 250K but I'll refrain... I'd rather not bring TJ's grandma into this.. :wub::wub:

It must be nice to turn down 250K just because you don't feel like working out... OTOH, he's busy shooting commercials. Wonder how much he's making right now from Degree? I'm sure its more than 250K!

I know I had made the comment about not wanting to see the 'rear naked choke hold' reference again, but if there was an appropriate place to insert it, it would be following the Bill Cosby comments. :D

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if there was an appropriate place to insert it

Keep in mind that this is agreen.....for him, pretty much any 'place' is appropriate for him to "insert it"

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if there was an appropriate place to insert it

Keep in mind that this is agreen.....for him, pretty much any 'place' is appropriate for him to "insert it"

:offtopic:

But since you mentioned it, there's nothing a little paper bag can't conceal :bag:... I'm free tonight TJ :wub: Just make sure to have my 250K ready.

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