TJJackson Posted October 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Not a problem, darling.....Mike Brown just flat out sucks. He has no good qualities, unless you include the ability to line his own pockets with cash, which I personally do not count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalSIS Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Shayne's leg is stronger. That is precisely my point. He can't be ANYWHERE in the list of touchback guys if they have him squibbing it. And he's kicking them deep enough that normal teams get touchbacks...like I said they are running them out of endzone this year because so far we have proven we can't stop them.And before someone drags out stats for kickoff distance...they forced squib kicks count against him every time, so that kills the distance stat.I agree the problem isn't with Shayne, but I believe his injury has taken a toll on his distance this year. Yes, he has reached the endzone on occassion, but you have to admit that in most cases that is with the wind at his back. Kicking toward the same endzone, the opposing kicker often kicks it out of the endzone. Again, Shayne is hurt because the Special Teams are horrible. They are horrible, because Mike Brown is cheap.I'm not going to beat the horse of MB being cheap. But I don't have to admit any such stat, because it isn't true. Nice try though.so,Mike Brown made me late for my meeting this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 It's 6:15, and my wife doesn't have dinner on the table yet. Thanks Mike Brown! Or is Chad's excessive celebrating the reason she'd rather talk to her sister on the phone than cook dinner in a timely manner? I'm getting confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 It's been raining here all afternoon -- GD Mike Brown. Build me a freaking bubble already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 It's 6:15, and my wife doesn't have dinner on the table yet. Thanks Mike Brown! Or is Chad's excessive celebrating the reason she'd rather talk to her sister on the phone than cook dinner in a timely manner? I'm getting confused. This is how things work around here. It's not Chad's fault because he's the Bengals best player. And it's not your wifes fault because it doesn't have to be. Three more.... Mike Brown is the reason "The Simpson's" isn't as good as it used to be. Mike Brown is the reason the children I chose not to have no longer call home. Mike Brown is the reason men stopped wearing fedoras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Michelle Wie just put up a sweet 158 in the first two rounds of an LPGA tournament. She can barely even hit the ball anymore. Are you happy now, Mike Brown?Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize for making a crappy movie about global warming no one even saw. Damn your penny pinching ways, Mike Brown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 Mike Brown is the reason the ending of "Black Dahlia" was so awful. Mike Brown is the reason there are usually only two shrimps in the spicy shrimp version of Cup O' Noodle soup. Mike Brown is the reason actress Uma Thurman has ugly feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 My 7-year-old daughter still has a mark where her little brother took a full swing at her face with a "transformer" (he doesn't care to be teased about his toilet training difficulties). Two words: Mike Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Mike Brown is the reason the South lost the Civil War. Mike Brown is the reason babies cry as soon as they're born. Mike Brown is the reason the driver side power window doesn't work in my car. Happily, his evil influence has had no impact on the passenger side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Happily, his evil influence has had no impact on the passenger side.Just wait.Gulf Coast hurricanes. Pestilence. Julia Roberts movies. Curse you Mike Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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