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That is one heck of a bootie.

Reading the paper today I stumbled across another one from long ago. Her name is Josephine Baker and she apparently was way ahead of her time.

http://www.cmgww.com/stars/baker/about/biography.html

Unfortunately the pics aren't great, but you will get the point.

http://www.cmgww.com/stars/baker/about/pho...es/photo27.html

http://www.cmgww.com/stars/baker/about/pho...es/photo34.html

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Halle Berry man...hands down....as they said on Dave Chapelle Show...."thats a fiiinnee bitch!"

Jessica Alba gets a honorable mention

Dissappointed in you and me Kelley ! You know we were supposed to nominate the girl from Big Boi's video " I like the way you Move " ... :lol::lol:

Her name is like Ki-Toy something... She has a umm.....spread :D in XXL this month ! :rolleyes:

man, speaking of which, what about Vida Guerra?

she was in Cassidy's new video......got damn shes fine

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hate the short hair

If you don't like short hair, then why do you have Halle Berry on your list ?????????

Halle Berry actually looks a little like Lena Horne .......... kinda like her tomboy little sister or something.

She also looks like Dorothy Dandridge who she portrayed in a movie.

All absolutely beautiful women.

At the other end of the spectrum we have Roseanne Barr ( Skin crawls and shivvers ) .... hard to believe that they're the same species much less the same gender.

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notf-vida.jpg

:o

That is just way too much butt for one girl. She needs like .... liposuction ... or butt reduction surgery or something.

Looks like a dam weeble .............. Now. How many of you don't remember Weebles ????????? B)

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That is just way too much butt for one girl. She needs like .... liposuction ... or butt reduction surgery or something.

you've gotta be kidding me....

its the treshold of a booti-ful bootie....anything more and it would be cellulite everywhere, stretchmarks....

thats a textbook example of how an ass is supposed to be....

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That is just way too much butt for one girl. She needs like .... liposuction ... or butt reduction surgery or something.

you've gotta be kidding me....

its the treshold of a booti-ful bootie....anything more and it would be cellulite everywhere, stretchmarks....

thats a textbook example of how an ass is supposed to be....

B) Fast forward 5 to 10 years and those cheeks your admiring so much will be sagging so bad that they'll look more like a scrotum on a bull than an ass on a woman.

I'm tellin ya ....... her only hope for a normal life is surgery. God forbid she should fall down. She'd bounce back up so fast it'd snap her neck like a dry stick. Nope ...... it's gotta be surgery. The sooner the better for all involved. I say we start a collection. B)

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That is just way too much butt for one girl. She needs like .... liposuction ... or butt reduction surgery or something.

you've gotta be kidding me....

its the treshold of a booti-ful bootie....anything more and it would be cellulite everywhere, stretchmarks....

thats a textbook example of how an ass is supposed to be....

B) Fast forward 5 to 10 years and those cheeks your admiring so much will be sagging so bad that they'll look more like a scrotum on a bull than an ass on a woman.

I'm tellin ya ....... her only hope for a normal life is surgery. God forbid she should fall down. She'd bounce back up so fast it'd snap her neck like a dry stick. Nope ...... it's gotta be surgery. The sooner the better for all involved. I say we start a collection. B)

I agree redsfan, butt I also agree with terry. The here and now looks awfully good. :D

There's no reason to think that every relationship must end happily ever after. :wacko:

We probably cannot afford her. :(

If it weren't money then she'd have to be crazy as a loon. :blink:

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her only hope for a normal life is surgery. God forbid she should fall down. She'd bounce back up so fast it'd snap her neck like a dry stick. Nope ...... it's gotta be surgery. The sooner the better for all involved. I say we start a collection. B)

hahha, a normal life.....lol

she's not diagnosed with cancer

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her only hope for a normal life is surgery. God forbid she should fall down. She'd bounce back up so fast it'd snap her neck like a dry stick. Nope ...... it's gotta be surgery. The sooner the better for all involved. I say we start a collection.  B)

hahha, a normal life.....lol

she's not diagnosed with cancer

I'd say she's been diagnosed with giganticus butticux. :lol:

oohhh oooohhh baby with the big butt.

please pleasure me while you're young

but next year will work. :)

Whomever doesn't like the big bootie has a problem. Ignore the future :o

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And I quote from the good book...from the chapter of Sir Mix-A-Lot:

I like big butts and I can not lie,

You other brothers can't deny.

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist,

and a round thing in your face.

You get sprung,

wanna pull up front.

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed,

deep in the jeans she's wearing.

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya,

and take your picture.

My homeboys tried to warn me,

but with that butt you got,

me so horny! :wub::wub::wub:

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Has anyone mentioned Tawny Kitaen? In "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks in the 80's and various Whitesnake videos....OUCH! I know....She has turned into a man-hating, viscious Bi-atch after beating her baseball playing husband but that doesn't negate her beauty....

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Has anyone mentioned Tawny Kitaen? In "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks in the 80's and various Whitesnake videos....OUCH! I know....She has turned into a man-hating, viscious Bi-atch after beating her baseball playing husband but that doesn't negate her beauty....

Good looking girl no doubt .

Leopards are beautiful too, but somehow I just don't think I'd trust one of them around the house either. Wild is always fun ....... a little kinky is good for variety, but scary is just plain a turn off. Ask J.W. Bobbit if you don't believe me. You may recall him a little better if you remember that cute little dark haired girl he was married to ........ Lorena ..... :ph34r: Yeah :wacko: that one.

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Tawny Kitaen..?? :lol::lol: , Did you see her last year when she was arrested for beating up husband Steve Finley..? :lol:

Needless to say she hasn't aged gracefully, as a matter of fact she looks like Mother Nature took her outside by the hair and whooped her a$$ like Tawny 'owed her money !!

Plastic Surgery ain't for everyone! :lol:

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Has anyone mentioned Tawny Kitaen

Okay guy's! My brother doesn't bat .1000 in his choices here either! :lol:

I had to stiffel the guffaws myself! :P

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There are many pics where she looks hot. :blink:

And even more so where she is NOT! Can anyone say Psycho-bitch from hell?!? I should know!! :lol:

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Tawny Kitaen..??   :lol:  :lol: , Did you see her last year when she was arrested for beating up husband Steve Finley..?    :lol:

Is this what you mean?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kitaen1.html :lol:

There are many pics where she looks hot. :blink:

Yes that's the one.. there was another the cameras took of her while she was being released.. Scary .. lol

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Tawny Kitaen..??   :lol:  :lol: , Did you see her last year when she was arrested for beating up husband Steve Finley..?    :lol:

Is this what you mean?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kitaen1.html :lol:

There are many pics where she looks hot. :blink:

Yes that's the one.. there was another the cameras took of her while she was being released.. Scary .. lol

I love slut-bags--total whores, so I'm going with:

1. Carmen Electra (best ass in Hollywood)

2. Sylvia Saint (think porn with a Austrian Accent)

3. Janine (again porn)

4. Pam Anderson (without the hepatitis)

5. Jenna Jameson (porn again)

Those are my top 5. How fun would it be to be with a chick that looks good that can't suck a d**k???

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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