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Well, the post asked "IF" you had the size, speed, so on and so on, what would you play ?? I could think of nothing more awesome than being a 6'4, 250lb animal with ungodly speed running a defense as their MLB !!! Anyway, at 37 and 5'7, 175 it's just not going to happen !!! Team Doc you say ?? I can live with that !!!

WHODEY !!!

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Well, the post asked "IF" you had the size, speed, so on and so on, what would you play ?? I could think of nothing more awesome than being a 6'4, 250lb animal with ungodly speed running a defense as their MLB !!! Anyway, at 37 and 5'7, 175 it's just not going to happen !!! Team Doc you say ?? I can live with that !!!

WHODEY !!!

If I pull a groin, I'm seeing you good buddy.

(whisper) Do you know any good pharmaceuticals that sell HGH?

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FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForever

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanatic

FS: turnip

SS: membengal

DE: Whur Chad At?, Thurmanation

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4life

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

PK: BengalByTheBay

Return Specialist: Scottishbengal

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

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Where are all the fat guys? I can't believe everyone is a short rail midget around here. There's GOT to be some fat guys. Where are you?

Perhaps we can put that big old ugly Steeler fan lady in the lineup somehow. You know, the one from the picture that gets posted from time to time? Hey, at the very least she could join me on the tackling dummy side ... I bet that would motivate our defense to hit her ugly Steeler self. Then again, they might just run away ... I know I would.

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HoosierCat, I'm not ready for retirement just yet. My wheels are still good, I can get downfield and put a hit.

Or have you found a prettier face and cut me?

:lol:

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForever

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanatic

FS: turnip

SS: membengal

DE: Whur Chad At?, Thurmanation

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4life

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

PK: BengalByTheBay

Return Specialist: Scottishbengal

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

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HoosierCat, I'm not ready for retirement just yet. My wheels are still good, I can get downfield and put a hit.

Hey, you wanted SportsCenter host! :lol: But if you want another job, pick a position! :sure:

I'd advise against anyone being a SportsCenter host. Well, for one, you'll get a sexual harassment lawsuit withi your first year -- especially if you're mentored by Mike Tirico. But that's only minor. It's us sports bloggers you should fear. We'll make up a nasty name for you, like Ray Fill-a-poo-hole. :D

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:lol:

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForever

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanatic

FS: turnip

SS: membengal

DE: Whur Chad At?, Thurmanation

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4life

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

PK: BengalByTheBay

Return Specialist: Scottishbengal

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT.

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I like blogger's, I really do, but I'll take the SC money over blogger cash. Even if there's rumors of hole fill'n.

What happened to Mike Tirico? Get caught using his high position to open thigh doors?

HoosierCat, I'm not ready for retirement just yet. My wheels are still good, I can get downfield and put a hit.

Hey, you wanted SportsCenter host! :lol: But if you want another job, pick a position! :sure:

I'd advise against anyone being a SportsCenter host. Well, for one, you'll get a sexual harassment lawsuit withi your first year -- especially if you're mentored by Mike Tirico. But that's only minor. It's us sports bloggers you should fear. We'll make up a nasty name for you, like Ray Fill-a-poo-hole. :D

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:lol:

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, HoTbOy, redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals, WhoDeyForever

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire, JungleFanatic

FS: turnip

SS: membengal

DE: Whur Chad At?, Thurmanation

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender, bengal4life

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

PK: BengalByTheBay

Return Specialist: Scottishbengal

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT.

Could you imagine a guy big enough to play DT playing SS.

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Big Ben you can bring it all day. I kicked in HS and tried out for UC in 1988. Kicked a 45 yarder back then but it wasn't good enough for UC. That year they lost to Penn State 67-0 or something like that.

:jerry::jerry: LOL We all wish we were as a good as we use to be. Thats fine take the kicking job. Just put me on the roster.

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Since for some reason I am not allowed to be a strong safety after asking many times I guess I will be the other DT.

You got moved to WR so we could keep room open for Tab Perry at safety. :lol:

f**k yeah! Thanks for being the sergeant-at-arms on that point, Hoosier. That's why you make the big bucks around here...

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