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Selfishly looking at the league arrest problem here. Pac Man Jones recent assault on a stripper and possible involvement in the subsequent shootings will divert alot of the national media off the Bengals and Henry to Adam Jones (he really doesnt deserve a nickname). Goodall will make the example out of Jones instead of Henry due to the high exposure of the recent crime.

All we need to do is keep clean. My fingers are crossed.

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Cmon now, first thyre stompin players heads to the floor now stompin stripers heads to the floor, JEEZ what do they teach these kids..

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If Goodell does act on Jones's idiocy, Henry might get jealous. :P

Hah. Although in the Bengals defense, we're not THAT bad. We like to drink and get a little stoned -- we just make bad choices.. BUY A HORSE FOR GODS SAKE! But this seems like it's professional athletes today. So we shrug and move on.

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What did this fool Mrs. Pacman think was going to happen... Let's see, first this bonehead takes wads of cash into a Las Vegas strip joint and starts engaging dancers with it by tossing it as a 'prop' on stage at them. Hmmm, having been in some of these Vegas strip joints I am surprised a riot did not break out amongest the others inside to grab some of the greens. These bimbo's get $20 bucks a pop for a song (which the dj always finds a way to turn a 5 minute song into a 2 minute song) so what happens when assclown walks in and starts tossing that much cash around....

But then again the case is already falling apart so yet another slap on the wrist for Jones...

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All I know is this: per espn.com, the cops have seized $81,020 in Paccy's money from the club; quite literally there were garbage bags involved.

I don't know about anyone else, but if I have $80k+ on hand and I want to see some boobies...I'm thinkin' that I've got some other options, y'know? I might even save a buck or two..

Sheesh...so far in '07 Pacman gets my vote for dumbest person on the planet.

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The timing was perfect on that, actually, from a Bengals standpoint. It DID turn the focus heading into that weird stop-getting-arrested summit away from Cincy in terms of short-term heat, and, the Thurman DUI sentencing more or less got buried nationally.

So, props to Pacman and his crazed entourage.

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The funny thing is, is that, I think Pac Man and Henry were both at West Virginia together. A customer of mine from west virginia said that them two together were nothing but trouble in college. He said that they were "always" in trouble together, getting in fights and drinking and smoking weed... Man I hope Henry has all of that out of his system now.

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All I know is this: per espn.com, the cops have seized $81,020 in Paccy's money from the club; quite literally there were garbage bags involved.

I don't know about anyone else, but if I have $80k+ on hand and I want to see some boobies...I'm thinkin' that I've got some other options, y'know? I might even save a buck or two..

Sheesh...so far in '07 Pacman gets my vote for dumbest person on the planet.

Heard that... For that kind of money I'm not sharing!!!

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Yeah this has to be one of the dumbest things done by a human being ever - you throw up $81k worth of $1 bills in the air, in a STRIP CLUB, and then get upset when the strippers go hog wild and start scooping it up?????

(Pac Man said he was doing it for a "visual effect" only)

I don't get the whole stripper thing with pro players - surely if you're that rich, you could entice some cleaner, nicer, more visually appealing (and naturally enhanced) ladies to entertain you privately or with some friends just about anywhere right?

"I" won't even go to a strip joint those chicks are so nasty - sure there are exceptions and some are nice to look at - but cmon these guys are millionaires.

Ghettoish.

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Yeah this has to be one of the dumbest things done by a human being ever - you throw up $81k worth of $1 bills in the air, in a STRIP CLUB, and then get upset when the strippers go hog wild and start scooping it up?????

(Pac Man said he was doing it for a "visual effect" only)

I don't get the whole stripper thing with pro players - surely if you're that rich, you could entice some cleaner, nicer, more visually appealing (and naturally enhanced) ladies to entertain you privately or with some friends just about anywhere right?

"I" won't even go to a strip joint those chicks are so nasty - sure there are exceptions and some are nice to look at - but cmon these guys are millionaires.

Ghettoish.

Ghettoish? LOL. I dont' know what strib clubs you've been to, but the one's I've attended had some of the hottest chicks I've seen! Sure there are some ugly one's, that's okay. I just don't look at them.... Having millions makes it all more worth the while to go to a strip club. I go now and feel stupid for spending $50. I would love to be able to go into a strip club with a few g's and just be able to throw it around like it was nothing... If I hit the lottery, yhe club is one of the first places i'd go.

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I got thrown out of a strip club once.

They claimed I was killing the mood by making faces at the dancers while pretending to play with my nipples.

I responded that the mood was killed by a two drink minimum that forced me to pay $5 for a glass of orange juice or a coke.

The final straw broke when I offered to pop all of the pimples on the butt of a very ugly dancer.

I was promptly escorted to the parking lot.

Later that same night, at another strip club not far from the first one, a very pretty stripper took off her skirt and placed it upon my head...making me look a little bit like a drunken indian chief.

Her name was Velvet.

She smelled like oranges.

And cigarettes.

:blush:

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FIRE SALE FOR "RAIN MAN"

Multiple league sources tell us that the Tennessee Titans are actively shopping cornerback Pacman Jones, who thanks to a reader suggestion will now be known as "Rain Man" on this here site, due to the melee that his "makin' it rain" routine sparked on Sunday.

We've heard that the Titans will take as little as a third-round pick for No. 6 overall pick in the 2005 draft.

Said one league source: "Maybe the Bengals will take him."

:angry::angry::angry:

WE DON"T HAVE A 3rd TY VM!

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FIRE SALE FOR "RAIN MAN"

Multiple league sources tell us that the Tennessee Titans are actively shopping cornerback Pacman Jones, who thanks to a reader suggestion will now be known as "Rain Man" on this here site, due to the melee that his "makin' it rain" routine sparked on Sunday.

We've heard that the Titans will take as little as a third-round pick for No. 6 overall pick in the 2005 draft.

Said one league source: "Maybe the Bengals will take him."

:angry::angry::angry:

WE DON"T HAVE A 3rd TY VM!

aahhahahahahah Kaz that actually made me burst into laughter how you put that ahahah

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Yeah this has to be one of the dumbest things done by a human being ever - you throw up $81k worth of $1 bills in the air, in a STRIP CLUB, and then get upset when the strippers go hog wild and start scooping it up?????

(Pac Man said he was doing it for a "visual effect" only)

I don't get the whole stripper thing with pro players - surely if you're that rich, you could entice some cleaner, nicer, more visually appealing (and naturally enhanced) ladies to entertain you privately or with some friends just about anywhere right?

"I" won't even go to a strip joint those chicks are so nasty - sure there are exceptions and some are nice to look at - but cmon these guys are millionaires.

Ghettoish.

Ghettoish? LOL. I dont' know what strib clubs you've been to, but the one's I've attended had some of the hottest chicks I've seen! Sure there are some ugly one's, that's okay. I just don't look at them.... Having millions makes it all more worth the while to go to a strip club. I go now and feel stupid for spending $50. I would love to be able to go into a strip club with a few g's and just be able to throw it around like it was nothing... If I hit the lottery, yhe club is one of the first places i'd go.

Well, "ghettoish" in that these guys are millionaires, and still get-off on tatted, artificially enhanced, over-done and skanky public strippers that every other Joe schmoe clock puncher goes to see (see Chris Henry and his Deja Vu trips).

I can understand the everyday Joe. I guess I just don't have any hip hop/ghetto/redneck in me? Don't get it.

But again the fact that you throw up $81k in dollar bills in front of a bunch of strippers, and expect them to ignore it - has gotta be the dumbest thing ever. That's like throwing a side of raw beef in front of a pack of hungry sharks and expecting them to "admire" it.

Then again I still remember Pac Man's draft day camera interview in his home and I thought they were interviewing Flava Flav and his posse, so anyone could've seen this guy had disaster written all over him.

I got thrown out of a strip club once.

They claimed I was killing the mood by making faces at the dancers while pretending to play with my nipples.

I responded that the mood was killed by a two drink minimum that forced me to pay $5 for a glass of orange juice or a coke.

The final straw broke when I offered to pop all of the pimples on the butt of a very ugly dancer.

I was promptly escorted to the parking lot.

Later that same night, at another strip club not far from the first one, a very pretty stripper took off her skirt and placed it upon my head...making me look a little bit like a drunken indian chief.

Her name was Velvet.

She smelled like oranges.

And cigarettes.

:blush:

I believe this.

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Hah. Although in the Bengals defense, we're not THAT bad. We like to drink and get a little stoned -- we just make bad choices.. BUY A HORSE FOR GODS SAKE!

Sorry...that's not a good idea either as you'll see in THIS article. :rolleyes:

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