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  1. Offensive Line

    Holy shit. We are completely screwed now. We were going to suck with Boling and our first rounder. Now we don’t even have either of them. The only beneficiary of this catastrophe is the CTE Center at Boston University. They have the largest CTE brain bank in the world, and are likely this very minute drafting a very polite letter to Andy Dalton inquiring about the possibility of a posthumous donation.
  2. All Hat No Cattle Stadium?

    Double post.
  3. All Hat No Cattle Stadium?

    Incredibly insightful post written by me regarding recent stadium improvements below: /REDACTED/
  4. Happy 4th of July Bengalszone !!!

    So glad we kicked England’s ass out of the US. No one can make me join any particular church or any political party. I get to say what I want. We don’t have a king or queen, everyone here is equal in the eyes of the law. Don’t ever bow down to anyone, you’re an American. (getting pumped to go to the fireworks tonight)
  5. Offensive Line

    Maybe Zac can install a scheme that doesn’t need good o-line play. Just kidding, we’re doomed.
  6. Happy 4th of July Bengalszone !!!

    Everyone enjoy this day!
  7. Offensive Line

    That’s what it feels like. We’ve seen this strategy fail before. Underperforming position group gets a couple guys changed out using cast-offs or barely mid level free agents. Maybe a new position coach. Then the season rolls around and it’s no better. Linebacker group comes to mind.
  8. Offensive Line

    The imminent, monumental, failure of this O-line is coming down the tracks like a freight train.
  9. Offensive Line

    Hey, I wonder what would happen if some online sports entity decided to rate NFL fan bases, 1 through 32? Oh wait, one comes out like every 4 days and we’re always near the bottom. Just read another one. So tiresome.
  10. Offensive Line

    Please make it stop. First round tackle, gone for the season. What the fuck.
  11. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    “There can be only one!” /Sets Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) to medium speed, raises CPAP device threateningly above head, advances at a moderate pace down hallway of Indian Hills McMansion/
  12. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    “I’m immortal. I’ll live forever. There’s no other reasonable explanation for this. I’m a Highlander!” Adjusts speed control on Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club), drives to kitchen to get some warm milk.
  13. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    Awakens, gets out of bed, looks in the mirror. ”Jesus fucking christ. I’m still here. Am I immortal?”
  14. Marvin Fired - New Coaches

    Among the many reasons I want Zac Taylor to succeed is I want his success to de-validate Marvin’s style and methods. All the ‘not my job to motivate players, halftime adjustments are a myth, why’d we lose games? Because the other team scored more points,’ all that fucking bullshit he spewed for years. I want it all exposed for what it was, the musings of a disinterested, burned out, inflexible old timer who refused to learn or to change. It’s a ***damn national tragedy that Billy didn’t live long enough to see Marvin and his whole regime get shown the door.
  15. Marvin Fired - New Coaches

    No need to bet the farm. Taylor is unproven for sure. But after 3 straight losing seasons with an uninspiring, tired, blase’, Marvin at the helm, I share the optimism the players are showing. And I can read between the lines of their repeated “things are so different now” themed statements. They consistently say it’s different, there is energy now, accountability, competition. The negative implication is that those things were missing under Marvin. I’m happy to jump on the Taylor hype bus. Listening to the players throw Marvin under that bus? Sweet payback for the years of snarky, snide, disses Marvin served up to the press and the fans.