ArmyBengal

The Screaming Weasels will be back to defend the title. ArmyBengal Jr. is also in of course.

Nothing to see here. They have this covered as well. Going to be a great season. Call now to get your season tickets.

Don’t get me wrong, I hope to see what Zac is capable of doing with the roster and will always be hoping. I just have zero thoughts of this being a .500 team considering the O-line and linebacking corps. Zac needs more drafts and luck.

Hope everyone enjoys the day !!!

2019 will be no different

Who knew a rookie o-lineman going down could make me so disinterested in this team as a whole. That’s where I find myself however. No upgrade to the o-line and no upgrade to the linebackers. 2018 all over again before camp even starts. Don’t care...

Not if they don’t have an o-line to protect Dalton.

Oh well, there’s always that shiny new QB to draft next year. Fucking hate this team.

If it wasn't me, I'm sure someone else would have been on top of that one.

In a related article, the Bengals fans were asked some questions recently. Has it been a difficult transition from Marvin Lewis to Zac Taylor ?? "No, it has not." Do you miss him ?? "No we don't." Do you hope he returns at some point ?? "F*CK HIM" Why did the Bengals fail in the postseason on Marvin's watch ?? "Because Marvin obviously never really gave a shit and couldn't resist being a snarky prick at every opportunity." Sounds like Bengals fans won't be paying much attention to what Marvin does in 2019...

It might only be for a single day, but take a look at the standings today. The Reds are a half game out of the basement with the Pirates bringing up the bottom. Team W L Pct GB Home Away L10 Brewers 39 29 .574 - 22-13 17-16 7-3 Cubs 38 29 .567 0.5 24-11 14-18 7-3 Cardinals 33 33 .500 5.0 20-13 13-20 5-5 Reds 30 36 .455 8.0 15-15 15-21 4-6 Pirates 30 37 .448 8.5 13-18 17-19 2-8

"Where are the world wide web people and why haven't we done something about this TJ Jackhole guy at Bengalszone?" "I swear to all things holy if he doesn't stop talking trash about our o-line, I'm going to buy that site just to ban him myself."

"Alright Pumpkin, I decided to get into social media to help us in scouting the future men of this organization". "I'm not quite sure I'm doing this right however". "I told the app thingy I wanted men who were big, strong, and real take charge kind of guys". "Next thing you know I was flooded with responses from these young men wanting me to send wrinkled raisin pics". "Not only that, I think they thought I was talking about baseball because they asked if I liked to pitch or catch?" "I know there are hand and arm measurements, but we must measure penises nowadays for all the photos I received."

And they promptly lose today. Ugh !!

Can't say as I care what Marvin does moving forward. I give him credit for some things, bash him for others, and wish him luck. Buh-bye...